#g3nderman

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You make fun of fizzy drinks but at least it's descriptive

Soda is for specific drinks

And bruh what's a sneaker tf you sneaking for

i’m sneaking onto ur boats and dumping tea into the harbor bye

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Now this is a good response

THATS A GOOD ONE RIP TMMYHUG BUT LIKE WORTH IT FOR THAT RESPONSE

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cryptid roomies au appreciation post (i'm so sorry if i forgot someone so many people have helped with this)

@harley-the-pancake @wildcardjoey @elytra-galaxy @tsukana @lunarblazes @the-royal-bat-snake @leoismybookcrush @blindillusionist @octopus-defence-squad @anty-kreatywna @crumchysocks

ALL of these people have either sent in asks, added tags, or added on their own posts for the au and made it this WHOLE WORLD I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF ???? like i showed my mom the stuff I wrote and talked about how everyone sent in asks and she said it's some of the most interesting stuff she's ever seen written as a collaborative project.

We haven't even talked about the art @blockcraft @b-dubs @g3nderman @crumchysocks and @justneo have done. they're all artists that are amazing people and amazingly talented in so many ways.

seriously, these guys are so damn creative it’s insane. give them as much love as y’all have been showing me. because i'm here being a silly little writer but THEY have been helping me out and deserve recognition.

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JIMMY FINALLY WON

Istg if they just end the stream now

- Grey

THE WAY GRIAN IS RAGING RN I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THEY DO MANS IS SCREECHING

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Instead of editing the post make a new one and either add new mutuals or redo the other ones with different reactions

-definitely not Grey

so true random anon who definitely isn’t someone included on the post

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I had the idea to draw the underworld family a while ago and with every post about them you add I'm getting closer

Goddammit key I have homework to do and I keep wanting to draw fanart for this au instead

- grey (g3nderman)

underworld family is so wholsome and i didn't mean to write them that way but damnit i'm going to they deserve it. But also homework is important fuck school the au will be here later rebel against the system here's some wholesome underworld fam just for you

After a few months Puffy starts to wonder why Niki and Foolish haven't visited her. The gods know her and Zedaph are here. They're allowed to visit. She misses her wife and son. She goes to Cleo, someone she's found comfort in many times, and asks if she has banned them. Cleo says she hasn't, but will talk to them soon. They have a long talk about what misplaced guilt and anger can do when someone you love is taken away. Cleo does her best to keep away the seen of resentiment she can see building inside of Puffy.

Zedaph helps out False often, and the two talk about their favorite things about being alive and dead. False likes the freedom she never had when she was alive. She tells him about the boy she protected, and doesn't have a single regret. Zedaph offhandedly mentions the golden apples have become his favorite fruit. False starts carrying a few around, just on the off chance they happen to meet.

Joe is as social in death as he is in life. He'll wander around the fields and find the workers and gods, spouting some poetry he remembered he read earlier that day. Some nights, the five will play card or memory games. They played monopoly once. They don't talk about that.

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If ADHD is worth that much I could get a loan to get it diagnosed, sell it, and then pay back the loan. Thanks for the tip!

fuck the system get paid be mentally i’ll do crime stay gay

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Also if we're getting into apologism now Cleo has done nothing wrong she's my poor little meow meow

- Guess who

cleo my little arson meow meow she has never done anything wrong ever except get revenge on a neurodivergent poc minor