MANY MORE Sam and Jay's Child Headcanons
Tell me when y'all get bored or annoyed.
Abby and the child always go for ice cream together
Abby wasn't sure if she was going to warm up with the child, but after some time she was like Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I've only had {Child's name} for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
The staff of Mahesh are careful when doing their job around the kid. Though the kid knows to stay back, it doesn't protect them from a knife slip or a splash of boiling water (or worse oil)
After they were born, Gabe was seen as slightly more sober than usual but no one has mention it yet.
The kid is unafraid to let Abby know what Uncle Trevor said, even if it was better if she didn't know...
They once ask Grandpa if eating ram testicles gets people pregnant. He, along with the rest of their family, was horrified.
"No young one. Eating ram testicle not get people pregnant"
(Bonus if it's in a crowd of people)
They love Uncle Issy, but he can be so inconsiderate sometimes.
Gabe was seen avoiding the kid. They said it had something to do with his car, but Gabe won't tell them. Let's just say Jay gave Gabe an earful.
"Uncle Trevor's dead Aunt Bela. Get over it."
Do I even need to explain myself?