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It's all in the title.

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Jay: What do you have to do to catch a ghost?

Yonis: It's like with mice. You lure them into a trap with bait. Like chocolate spread on toast!

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Isaac: I would do anything for you, Nigel.

Nigel: Tell me my hair is prettier than yours.

Isaac: Almost anything.

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Trevor: You're really cute when you're angry.

Hetty: Yeah? Well in that case, I'm about to become drop-dead gorgeous.

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Kyle: I need advice.

Jay: *eating cookie dough for breakfast*

Jay: You came to the right person.

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Trevor: I never brag.

Sas: You once called your face the proof of god's existence.

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Trevor: Hey, I have a kind of crazy idea.

Sam: Those are never comforting words coming trom you.

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Trevor: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting right now.

Joan: I think you're cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don't think of anybody but yourself.

Trevor: But—

Joan: But what? I still have 22 seconds and I'm not done.

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Sam: *to the ghosts* Did none of you think this was a bad idea?!

Alberta: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

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*footsteps*

Alberta: Pete's home!

Alberta: I love it when Pete comes home.

Alberta:...

Alberta: I sound like such a loser.

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Thor: We've got a problem.

Alberta: We should really copyright that phrase.

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Joan: I love you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Sas: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Joan: Yes.

Sas: ...Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Hetty: Flower, don't be ridiculous.

Flower: But I'm so good at it!

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Patience: Whilst you were exploring each others bodies, I was exploring the catacombs.

Patience, later: I am lost in the catacombs.

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Sas: This is horrible. This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me...

Flower: Even more humiliating than-

Sas: Let's not do this.

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Hetty: *sneezes*

Trevor: *hands her a picture of himself*

Hetty: What’s this for?

Trevor: I’m blessing you.

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*talking about Alberta's murder*

Hetty: And I never lied!

Alberta: *glares*

Hetty: *quietly* I didn’t tell you everything.

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Flower: I’m not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it. 

Sas: …What?