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Hello, I am alive. I am sorry for... frankly abandoning this blog. There has just been so much stuff I've wanted to do and working on this liveblog has been at the bottom of the list. I HAVE thought bout trying to get back into the swing of things many times, but then I just loose all motivation.
Funny since this liveblog was started to KEEP me motivated on watching RWBY. At least I got farther in the series than the first time I tried to watch it.
I've thought about trying to liveblog other things (after my interest in keeping up with Homestuck^2 completely fizzled out), but then I'd just end up watching/reading those things and not bothering to liveblog them.
As it stands there are some personal matters and other creative endeavors I still want to spend more focus on, but if enough people want me to get back to RWBY (or start other things) I am certainly willing to be swayed by the masses. Thank you for the concern and I hope you are having a lovely time.
Well, we’re back in space and with a ship (that seems to be crashing), but it isn’t Dirk’s ship. Is this the Rose Rescue Squad? The Dirk Demolition Crew?
Why would you design your space craft like a sea vessel with smoking pipes on the sides?
Well I certainly didn’t expect the interior to be so stark or purple.
WAIT WHAT? FIRST PERSON? WHO IS CONTROL OF THE NARRATIVE RIGHT NOW? Given the lack of capitalization I should be able to pinpoint who it is, but I’m too discombobulated by the first person and too interested in continuing to stop and ponder it much further.
Oh. Hello Jade. Or should I say, Calliope? Yeah, I guess the first person narration should have been a dead give away that it was you since we’re clearly not dealing with Dirk right now. So what are you up to, being all spooky and junk?
Why are you scaring poor Kark- IS THAT DAVE WITH HIM? Right. Right, yeah, they are officially a couple. No maybe we’re dating, maybe we’re not and hiding their feelings, they came out as a couple. Right. Still, it’s so weird to see them just sharing a bed and not being 20ft apart in obvious romantic tension.
I’m sure this was 100% critical information you needed to relay in the spookiest manner possible while Karkat was trying to sleep.
Karkat is wearing Dave’s shirt.
Jade’s outfit is so freaking cute. How is it that she always got the most fashionable outfits?
The black eyes with a green glow actually looks really nice.
Yeah, non-possessed Jade tried to pull a similar situation and we’ve seen the three-way relationship just doesn’t work out.
You know, I always thought dead!Calliope and Dave had the same text color, but now that I’m really looking at it I think Dave’s red is slightly darker. Huh.
Seriously, what was the purpose of this wake-up call?
Oh hey! Our first visual representation of Roxy after their change in gender identity!
Oh, and I just realized I think Dave is wearing Karkat’s shirt.
Roxy’s short hair is cute.
Oh my god, you two!
Dave continuing to strive for familial labels and correcting himself with Roxy and Roxy continuing being chill with whatever gives me life. I really love when these two interact.
Either Kanaya grew out her hair or she’s wearing a cloak. In either case it’s making me really sad seeing her sitting alone in the dark. I’m sure she’s been dealing with a lot of emotions since Dirk took Rose away and also messed with her own perceptions of the event.
Cloak it is and OH MY GOD SHE’S WEARING A LITTLE PURPLE ROSE MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS.
Never change, Dave.
Nice to see the return of the purple sash, though now more a Rose shade than an Eridan shade. I also appreciate the jade side panel.
You really think the only person who would do that is Karkat? Not John or Jake? Granted you never really hung out with Jake and as far as I’m aware you think John is missing, but still.
This line just hit me really hard and is pretty much exactly what I expected. Can’t have someone make you think of something when you’re already thinking about it and it’s really the only thing you ever think about anymore.
Oh no, I should have kept reading. It keeps punching me in the good writing feels.
Wow, that’s a concept I hadn’t considered before. When you’re in love with a literal god of relevancy are your affections truly your own or simply a symptom of their powers? When something reminds you of them is it really your own perception or is reality forcing you to be reminded of them? Such contemplations must be doubly so for Kanaya since she’s already experienced a different god warping her own sense of reality and self to his whims.
Good guy Dave coming in to roundhouse kick that navel gazing.
Dave is just... such a good guy, you guys. I am so glad he exists to be friends with Kanaya.
DAVE IS SO SWEET AND GOOD.
Dave are you... are you seriously going to start rapping about all this? Of course you are, and that’s just another reason why we love you.
These characters’ collective situation is really fucked up when you stop and think about it.
This is simultaneously heartbreaking and hilarious.
Hey, Terezi didn’t die!
It’s kind of funny how not interested Roxy is in this conversation with Karkat. Karkat’s just rambling on and Roxy is just doing a tick above verbal grunts and ends with “yeah, so do you want breakfast or not, dude?”
Over in Homestuck land we get to see an interesting alien landscape. Now what is happening here I wonder?
Well that certainly was a crash landing. I wonder if anyone suffered any injuries.
HOLY SHIT, ROSEBOT, THAT IS QUITE THE LOOK! Did Dirk design it, or did you? Is the crown part of your body or a removable accessory? Why are you standing en pointe? God, you are just stunning.
Oh my god.
Terezi! You grew out your hair! YOUR SHOES! Oh my god, your pants!
Finally! A time scale! So it’s been three years since the events of the epilogue. That’s rough. Also, Rose, in your case I think it would be hard to fall off the wagon when you no longer have a flesh body to imbibe intoxicants with. For Terezi’s case she doesn’t have a clown influencing her.
See, that’s what I’m saying.
OH WAIT, SHIT, YEAH! That was a different Terezi! Homestuck’s timeline is real confusing. That Terezi was made un-happened by John’s retcon powers.
Was Dirk narrating something that we the readers can’t see since we’re in a dialogue box and not the paragraphs? What did you call Rose, Dirk? Or was it a different “her” being referenced? Was it even Dirk Terezi was hearing? OH WAIT! I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT WAS! Haha, I’m dumb. Before it had been “Rosebot”, but now it is simply “Rose”. Terezi was taking offense to Rose being othered as a bot and not simply being Rose anymore. Dirk rectified it swiftly.
Dirk... What are you doing to that map? Is that a map? How do you have a map for this planet already? What can Heart powers do with a piece of paper?
Hm, interesting. Is Dirk conflating godhood with leadership? Or are they two separate facts and it’s Rose who is combining the two? If they are one in the same does this mean that only those who can rule reach godtier? Out of all the trolls only Vriska and Aradia are true leaders?
Well he did grow up in what used to be Texas and he is gay so...
Really now, Dirk, that’s just childish.
I wish I had more to say on Rose and Dirk philosophizing, but they are both way smarter than me so I’m just kind of nodding along and waiting for them to get to the point. So Dirk wants to guide a new race from scratch, instead of leaving them to their own devices as was previously done on Earth C (and Earth A), meanwhile Rose has some reservations.
You asshole. I really do hate how he’s controlling people from behind the narration and then lying in his own character voice about the agency everyone else has. I mean, yeah, you gotta lie in his case, gotta keep up the act as just another character and not the actual narrator, but still.
I believe this is what’s called the Sunk Cost Fallacy. You may be second guessing your course of action, but you feel you can no longer turn around and stop because you’ve put in too much to make it this far. Instead of just admitting that you messed up by doing all this and wasting so many resources and time you feel like it’s more worth it to keep plowing ahead despite your misgivings about it all. Now whether stopping is the correct action to take I can’t say, but only going through with something because you’d feel guilty about giving up what you’ve already put into is not the best. See? I can ramble philosophy too.
God damn it, I lost The Game.
The joke is that since Eve was created from Adam she is, in a way, his daughter and Rose was ectobiologically created from Dirk, making her his daughter. Also both Dirk and Rose are gay. So no heterosexuality in this. That all said I wonder how Dirk plans to create a viable gene pool for a species if he’s only using his and Rose’s genes. In reality you can’t save an endangered species with only two sets of genes, and in this case we don’t even have two completely separate sets since we’ve just establish Rose is half of Dirk.
Oh, I guess that solves the problem about lack of genetic diversity. Just magic some diverse genes in by slapping some random objects into the ecto-slime.
Rose and Dirk playing D&D together sounds like an utter disaster. Even if Terezi joined in that’s still not many players vs. the DM and honestly I’m not sure Terezi would help things go any smoother. There are all chaotic in their own special ways and would derail everything immediately.
God look at these JRPG villains as they behold the new species they just created.
Great job, Dirk, you created a drooling potted plant. I know you said this process would be trial and error, but I can’t imagine you’re very pleased with your first attempt.
God I am so ready to see what fucked up thing my queen will make.
So why did Dirk even bother bringing Terezi along if he’s not going to involve her in this little game he has going on with Rose all about creating a new species to play SBURB? Not that Terezi would be all that interested in joining, but still. What is her role in this little adventure?
Weiss’ lovely morning is ruined by Ruby. I have to say, it’s nice seeing Weiss with her hair down. Are Ruby and her roommates now? Would make sense for teammates to room together and I also can’t figure out how else Ruby got into Weiss’ room so early in the morning.
Ah, the other two are here as well! Apparently it’s time to decorate the room, so looks like all four are roommates. Swell! Clearly Weiss is a late sleeper since all the other girls are already awake and in their uniforms. I can’t wait to see how they decide to decorate.
Ruby: BONSAI!
Blake and Yang: BONSAI!
Wow, Blake is a lot more Go Get ‘Em than I expected her to be. This excites me!
Ah, I paused too soon, as they all silently lean to one side, posing together. Glad to see the teamwork is already going swell for these girls. Weiss might take a bit more time. I get the feeling that besides her already standoff-ish nature she’s also not a morning person.
Oh that’s a lovely painting, Weiss! I actually have a similar painting in my room, though it has a lake and has more white than black. I mentioned before that white/black/red is a favorite color palette of mine.
How are you already so bad at organizing your books when you just started putting them in the shelves?
Do not be embarrassed by your taste in literature, Blake.
Installing curtains is a... creative use of your scythe. Why get a chair and stand on it when you have a scythe/rifle?
Ah. That’s why you should have just stood on a chair.
OH MY GOD, YANG’S BOY BAND POSTER IS THE ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER ONE.
Animator 1: We need a poster asset for the room.
Animator 2: The script says it’s a boy band poster.
Animator 1: Hey, didn’t AH just do a shoot where they made fake boy band posters?
Animator 2: Let’s ask them if we can draw that poster as Yang’s!
Girls, how did you get the beds like that? YOU SLEPT IN THEM LAST NIGHT! Was there a need to rearrange them from how they had been? Beds are heavy! Did you try to switch the beds to opposite sides of the room an then couldn’t get one over the other? Why not just switch who slept in which bed instead of moving the beds themselves?!
Ruby voted for ditching the beds and getting bunk beds instead and I agree. Save space!
Apparently the other girls agree! Besides Weiss, of course, because she has to be the stick in the mud about everything until the others eventually thaw her icy heart.
Girls... Those aren’t bunk beds, those are death traps. How are the ones who sleep on the top beds even supposed to get up there?!
Wait, these four are all rooming together too? I mean, yes, they are teammates, but this teach has girls AND boys. That doesn’t seem kosher to have mixed genders in the same room together. How will they change clothes?
Also Why is team JNPR also late for class? Team RWBY was busy waking up one of their teammates and then decorating their room. Were you guys also busy decorating, or did all of you guys sleep in?
Clearly the double weapons haven’t always been transformers. Here we have a blunderbuss and ax combo that forgoes gimmicky gadgets and is simply a gun with a blade stuck on it. I can respect that.
Ruby, I understand that you’re not paying attention and thus wouldn’t be writing notes, but you could at least pretend and have some paper in front of you.
WHO ARE YOU?
I just realized, this professor is voiced by Ryan Haywood, isn’t he?
I was liking this guy because he had a really friendly design, but flirting with your students is a big no-no. Even if they are all legal (besides Ruby) it’s still a power imbalance and thus kind of gross.
Professor: Individuals who have sworn to protect those who can not protect themselves. From what, you ask? Why... the very world!
Dude Without a Uniform: Eyyy-yeah!
I do not know who you are, my, guy, but I like you. Keep that enthusiasm burning.
I like that when the professor goes on to ramble about some story you can actually hear Ryan just making noises and saying “blah blah” in the background.
RUBY! Sleeping in class and doodling unflattering images of your teacher are one thing, but now this is just ridiculous! Are you trying to get in trouble? Also I think Weiss is about to murder you for goofing off in class.
Wait. Wait wait wait. WHAT? Is the professor really going to make Weiss fight a Grimm right here in class? That seems unsafe! I mean, this is apparently Grimm Studies, so I don’t have a problem with fighting Grimms as part of the course, but why do you have one caged in the classroom?
Weiss: There will be dances! Parades! A tournament! Oh the amount of planning and organization that goes into this event is simply breathtaking!
Weiss, I thought you were excited for the festivities, not bursting at the seams over the set up. Yeesh.
Yang: *sigh* You really know how to take a good thing and make it sound boring.
Yang gets it.
Oh hey, is that the Dust shop from the first episode? Or is that a different store that got robbed?
Ruby: What happened here?
Guess it’s a different shop.
These two cops are trying way to hard to sound like hard-boiled cops.
Weiss: Hmph. The White Fang. What an awful bunch of degenerates.
Blake: What’s you problem?
I think I vaguely recall hearing that the White Fang were a gang of Faunus? So obviously, as a secret Faunus, Blake prickles at the idea that anyone is upset with them. Though she should be more cautious of showing her contempt at what should be a pretty standard reaction to a gang that has done crime.
Weiss: Those Faunus only know how to lie, cheat, and steal.
Yikes, I know you don’t know Blake is a Faunus (heck, I’m not supposed to know she’s a Faunus yet), but you could really slow down on the fantasy racism, Weiss.
Oh hey! It’s the monkey guy I think becomes Blake’s boyfriend at some point!
Ship Guy: No-good stowaway!
Monkey Guy: Hey! A no-good stowaway would have been caught. I’m a great stowaway!
You say that, but the ship you were stowed on is right behind you and those guys who were chasing you can easily see you, thus you can still get caught. This does not seem like a great place to stop and have a snack.
I get the sense that Monkey Guy doesn’t have a lot of respect for most people/things.
Normally I’d say a static image doesn’t really convey well, but this one is basically all that happens in motion too. These two background characters can’t be asked to react at all to a man doing a gymnastic flip and landing right in front of them before running off and having the cops chase after him.
And it was love at first sight, I guess, what with that slow mo as he ran by her.
That’s a very... robotic way to have fallen down. Is this the robot character I heard about? If it is I’m just blasting through meeting all the characters I have vague knowledge of!
THAT IS A TERRIFYING SMILE, PLEASE NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
Robot Girl: Sal-u-tations!
Ruby: Um... Hello!
Yang: Are you... O.K.?
Robot Girl: I’m wonderful! Thank you for asking!
Yeah, no, if this doesn’t turn out to be the robot girl who I think is named Penny then I am going to flip a table.
Penny: My name is Penny, it is a pleasure to meet you!
There we go! I’m guessing her being a robot isn’t supposed to be some surprised, as opposed to Blake being a Faunus, seeing as how they are laying it real thick.
Weiss is very disturbed by Penny’s apparent teleportation.
Penny: You called me “friend”! Am I really your friend?
You certainly won’t be for much longer if you don’t get out of Ruby’s personal space.
Ruby: Um...
Ruby: Y-yeah, sure!
Ruby, your team was trying so hard to help you and you just blew them off. I mean, I’m sure Penny will turn out to be a wonderful friend and just blowing her off would be have been the wrong course of action too, but there’s a middle ground you could have taken.
Penny: Ahaha! Sen-sational! We can paint our nails and try on clothes and talk about cute boys!
Don’t forget sleepovers where you can do all those things at once!
Ruby: Oh. Is this what it was like when you met me?
Weiss: No.
AHAHAHAHAHA! At least Ruby is self aware.
Weiss: She seems far more coordinated.
OH NO, I PAUSED TOO SOON.
Weiss: You’re fighting in the tournament? Forgive me, but you hardly look the part.
Blake: Says the girl wearing a dress.
Weiss: It’s a combat skirt!
Ruby: *whooses in* Yeah!
OH MY GOD AND THEN RUBY GIVES WEISS A HIGH-FIVE, THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME.
Weiss, when did you make that drawing of Monkey Guy?
Oh no, now Blake and Weiss are fighting. This was bound to happen.
Ohhhhhhh, and now we’re getting some Weiss backstory on why she dislikes Faunus.
Weiss: An Entire train car full of Dust stolen.
Of course you wouldn’t know anything about that, now would you, Blake?
Blake: WELL MAYBE WE WERE JUST TIRED OF BEING PUSHED AROUND!
Um... Blake? I think you, uh, made a teensy little oopsie there... Is this really where we find out she’s a cat girl?
Aaaaaand she’s gone. Yeesh, this sin’t good. I hope Ruby can catch up to her and have a nice talk about things.
Blake? Honey? I really don’t think taking off your disguise bow in the middle of an open courtyard is the best idea.
Money Guy: I knew you would look better without the bow.
Did you follow her to Beacon? Also does this mean you knew she was a Faunus before taking it off, or did you genuinely think she’d look better without it in that few seconds you ran by her?
Ruby: She’s been gone all weekend.
WHY DID YOU GUYS NOT GO AFTER HER. WHY HAVE YOU NOT BEEN SEARCHING FOR HER THIS WHOLE TIME?
Nora, you really should take your shoes off before bouncing on the bed.
Pyrrha: I’m sure our leader knows exactly what he’s doing.
You sound a little angry there, Pyrrha.
Jaune: I’m a failure.
Ruby: . . . Nope!
Telling someone they’re not a failure is always nice, but some some reason that pause between his pity party and Ruby’s simple “nope” makes this moment really sweet for me?
Jaune keeps being negative and Ruby just keeps saying “nope”. It’s great.
Ruby: Jaune, maybe you were a failure when you were a kid.
Jaune: *sighs and slides down the door*
Ruby: You might’ve even been a failure the first day we met!
Jaune: *slides down more and groans*
Jaune: You can’t stop killing me, I’m already dead, Ruby.
Really, though, I like that Ruby is giving Jaune a pep talk about what it means to be a leader after her whole talk with Ozpin about her own feelings of inadequacies.
Apparently their room keys pull out into a tablet/phone? High tech school.
Glynda: Yes, students, the Forest of Forever Fall is indeed beautiful, but we are not here to sight see.
Forest of Forever Fall? Got our title drop. So does that mean this forest is just constantly shedding leaves? Must have a fast growth cycle on these trees to keep producing leaves.
I know you’re the token whacky character, Nora, but I really hope you are supposed to drink that sap and you didn’t just poison yourself.
Jaune: Cardin, what’s going on?
Cardin: Payback.
Payback? For what?! What are you doing now?
Wait, you’re just mad Pyrrha’s smart and pretty? SHE HASN’T DONE ANYTHING TO YOU. YOU JUST FEEL THREATENED THAT SHE’S BETTER THAN YOU SO YOU’RE GOING TO ATTACK HER WITH FANTASY BEES?! BEES YOU MADE JAUNE COLLECT?
Man, I sure hope Jaune grows a backbone and saves Pyrrha from this awful event. Maybe the guilt of knowing he was a part of this will kick him into gear.
NOT ONLY DID HE MAKE JAUNE COLLECT THE BUGS, NOW HE WANTS JAUNE TO PERSONALLY THROW SAP AT HER TO ATTRACT THEM? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD PLAN?!
Like, O.K., I get it, Jaune is your little no-spine lackey. You get him to do everything for you, classic bully dynamic. BUT! Why do you think he’ll personally attack his own teammate just because you told him to? You can’t use your blackmail against him in this case because you know Pyrrha already knows about his cheating. So it’s not “hurt her or I tell her what you did” and you can’t say “hurt her or I tell the school” because he’d already get in trouble with the school for throwing a jar at his teammate.
Cardin: That, or I’ll have a chat with Goodwitch and you’ll be on the first airship out of Beacon.
Ah, so it is “hurt her or I tell the school”, but I already explained why that won’t work. Even if no one sees him personally throw the sap they would of course investigate and know which direction it came from and given Jaune’s abilities so far I doubt he’d be able to run and hide without getting caught.
Jaune, I see you winding up the throw and I have full faith that you’re going to not do this to Pyrrha, but I swear to god you are dead to me if you break my trust in you.
Yay! He not only refused but he threw it back at Cardin! Unfortunately that just means they’re going to shove his head into the box full of wasps, but he made the right choice.
Glynda: Our last pair have been formed, sir. Nora Valkyrie and Lie Ren. Poor boy, I can’t possibly imagine those two getting along.
Well you don’t know shit then, because they are obviously the bestest of best friends and will more than likely end up being a couple at some point in this show.
Glynda: Still, he’s probably better off than Miss Nikos.
Ozpin: Mm.
Glynda: I don’t care what his transcripts say, that Jaune fellow is not ready for this level of combat.
Wow, Glynda is just awful at reading people, isn’t she? Pyrrha is the one who sought Jaune out. I wonder what Jaune’s transcripts say?
Weiss: It’s definitely this way!
Weiss: *disappears offscreen before walking back the other way*
Weiss: I mean... this way! It’s definitely this way.
Wow, Weiss is terrible with directions, who would have known? This must have been going on for a while for Ruby to be sitting on the ground bored out of her mind.
Ruby: Ugh!
Weiss: Oh stop it, you don’t know where we are either!
Ruby: Well at least I’m not pretending like I know everything!
Weiss: What is that supposed to mean?
Eactly what it sounds like, Weiss. I’m with Ruby on this one. You’re both completely clueless, but at least Ruby can admit to it. She’s not putting on airs and potentially getting them more lost.
Man, watching these two going at it is reminding me of Glynda’s appraisal of the other teams. Those two teams clearly will have the best cooperation meanwhile this teamwork is nonexistent, yet she thought those other ones were doomed to fail and no mention of Ruby and Weiss here.
So Yang and Blake are the first ones to make it to the Temple! At least, I assume that’s the temple. Might just be some random ruin.
Oh cool, chess pieces! Are these the relics they’re supposed to collect? I wonder if which one they take has any significance?
Blake: Chess pieces?
Yang: Some of them are missing. Looks like we’re no the first ones here.
Oh? Who got here first then?
Jaune: Think this is it?
No, I do not, but you should check it out anyway! There’s cave paintings! I wanna know what’s inside! Be on the lookout for giant scorpions, though. I have a feeling one might be roaming about.
Pyrrha: I’m not sure this is it.
Jaune: *sigh* Pyrrha, I made the torch, could you at least humor me for five more feet?
I agree with Jaune, if you let him go through the hassle of making a torch you should at least give him the time to explore.
Oh, and then he immediately trips and drops the torch into a puddle, making it go out. Great.
Jaune finds something that glows in the dark, sways out of his reach, and is shaped like a giant scorpion’s tail. I have the feeling he just found a giant scorpion that has learned to hunt like an angler fish.
Yep, ‘bout what I expected. I told you guys to be on the lookout for a giant scorpion!
Jaune: *screams*
Yang: Some girl’s in trouble!
Aw, come on, was that really necessary?
Wow, Jaune is not doing himself any favors as he grovels and whines.
Ruby: *yelling*
And suddenly... Ruby is falling from the sky? I expected Jaune, sine the scorpion just yeeted him. What happened, Ruby? Last I saw you were firmly on the ground and arguing with Weiss.
That was an unexpected end. Where is Jaune? Will Pyrrha escape from the scorpion? Where is Ruby landing and why is she falling in the first place? Will Yang and Blake help anyone? How are Nora and Ren doing? Will Glynda ever realize who actually will have good teamwork?
Hm, the moment Cardin’s punch connects there’s a white light that grows. I get the sneaking suspicion that’s not a editing thing, but rather Jaune’s previously established super strong Aura which also happens to be white. Just a guess. Now the question is if his Aura will fling Cardin back and/or if this will give Jaune a Super Saiyan power up. Or maybe Cardin will just keep punching him and find he can’t get through.
Well, Dardin wasn’t thrown back, but all of Jaune’s bruises from the previous beating have been healed. Go Aura!
Cardin: Let;s see how much of a man you really are.
Grimm: * comes roaring in*
Let me guess, Team Bully is gonna run away like cowards and Jaune is gonna stand his ground, either defeating it by himself or his team will hear the commotion and come and help him.
Grimm looks like a bear and is sniffing around, looks like it likes he scent of the sap. Cardin is gonna make a new friend today.
So yeah, Cardin’s team all ran away and Cardin is at the mercy of this Ursa. Time for Jaune to save him because he’s the bigger man.
Holy shit, Jaune is actually fighting the Ursa all by himself. Like, I figured that would be the case if no one else knew where they were, but the others have now found them and Pyrrha stopped them from helping. I’m not blaming Pyrrha, Jaune kind of needs this moment, but damn. Jaune is impressing me. I don’t think Jaune is gonna doubt his abilities after this.
Wait, what’s happening? Pyrrha reaches out and suddenly Jaune’s shield/scabbard starts glowing black? That wasn’t her Aura color. Was the shot of her hand unrelated to the glowing? Hm.
Oh, uh, nice one, Jaune!
Nope, that was Pyrrha’s doing. Her hand is glowing black. What did you do, girl? On the one hand I’m glad you helped your teammate, on the other hand I feel like this could lead Jaune to being too reckless. In the battle training he was told to keep a closer eye on his health bar, or whatever that thing was, and to hang back when he gets too low. In this fight he noticed his bar was low and charged in any way. If you don’t plan on telling him that you boosted the power of his shield he might just keep charging in when he shouldn’t.
Ruby: Uh... What?
You and me, both, Ruby. REVEAL YOUR SECRETS, PYRRHA.
Pyrrha: Well... Ruby has her speed, you have your glyphs, my Semblance is... Polarity.
Excuse me, what? What the heck is a Semblance? I get that y’all got Auras, but you have some other magical ability too? At least now I know Ruby zipping around all over the place is something special. Though what does polarity mean? You give the target the opposite power of their Aura? I guess that because Jaune’s Aura is white and the glow was black. Then again her Semblance could just always be black and the polarity comes in because the force of the Grimm’s attack was rejected by the shield.
Ruby: *in awe* Ah, you can control poles.
RUBY, NO.
Weiss: No, you dunce! It means she has control over magnetism!
Ruby: *quietly* Magnets are cool too.
Shit magnets, how do they work? Miracles.
Suddenly Jaune’s bruises are back.
I honestly don’t know whether I want Cardin to be nicer or not. On the one hand him not being a bully anymore would be great, but on the other hand him turning over a new leaf because the wuss saved his life seems really cheesy.
Don’t do it, Jaune, you have so much to live for! Yes, I am doing this joke again. I will throw my hands in the air if the show also does this joke again.
Pyrrha: You should come down. Ren made pancakes~
HOLY SHIT YES, NIGHT TIME PANCAKES ARE THE BEST.
PYRRHA, NO! HE HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
Pyrrha, it’s great you’re showing him techniques to avoid being knocked over BUT PANCAKES. REN IS WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO EAT HIS PANCAKES. NORA WILL EAT THEM ALL AND HE CAN’T STOP HER.
