MKK (Marry, Kriff, Kill): Galaxy-3 (Rebels AU) Kaeden Larte
Hope you don't mind me tossing your Rebels AU into the chaos of MKK @sirloozelite XD
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G7 Cal: I'm back for some sweet revenge!
G7 Cere: Cal, revenge is not the Jedi way.
G7 Cal: There are exceptions to everything. Anyway, we have some new friends from Galaxy-3. Kaeden Larte, I'm picking you for this!
G3 Kaeden: I played this already! Bring it on, Ginger head.
G7 Cal: *cracks knuckles* Marry, kriff, kill: Darth Véurr from G38.
G38 Darth Véurr: Seriously!?
G3 Kaeden: Who now?
G7 Cal: Let me finish. Hera Syndulla from G3 and Captain Rex of G2.
G2 Rex: Little Gods save me.
G3 Ahsoka: Pick carefully, honey or you'll be the one getting couched.
G3 Kaeden: Remember who runs the household when you're off playing Jedi Tomb Raider. Um... I'd kill Rex. Sorry...
G2 Rex: No hard feelings, even though I'm not from your galaxy.
G3 Kaeden: I'd kriff Hera.
G3 Hera: I'm flattered, even though I would go for Ahsoka.
G3 Kaeden: Don't know why, guess I would marry Véurr.
G38 Darth Véurr: After 4 millennia, the black void in my heart is suddenly bursting like a hundred supernovas.
Everyone: O.O
G38 Darth Véurr: Come with me, my love. I can give you much more than that pretender. I can share the rule of my Empire with you.
G3 Ahsoka: EXCUSE ME! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?
G38 Darth Véurr: *removes mask* I'm you.
G3 Kaeden: O.O'
G3 Ahsoka: *faints*
