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Galaxy-0 & Galaxy-38: Who’s Stealing My Music Playlist!?

Vader: What is it, Commander?

Imperial Commander: Lord Vader, there has been a breach in security. Someone has hacked into your datapad and is... taking your... music playlist.

Vader: WHAT! I AM SURROUNDED BY NOTHING BUT INCOMPETENT FOOLS! *takes deep breath* Any more news to test my ire?

Imperial Commander: N-n-no! Not all, Lord Vad- *gets skewered by a lightsaber from behind and collapses*

Véurr: I must digress with you, Vader, you are surrounded by incompetent fools. Darth Sidious should have kept the Clones.

Vader: Who are you, Dark Sider? Are you the one stealing my... audio files?

Véurr: I am Darth Véurr. My technology is far greater than yours, it was very easy to hack into. *pulls out datapad and scrolls through Vader’s playlist* The Imperial March? Typical. Across the Stars? Such a sap for a feared Sith Lord. Hope? *laughs* An ironic title composed by this Michael Giacchino. I cannot deny John Williams is an excellent composer, despite his age at 88 years, he still has it.

Vader: Are you done? I just so happened to hack into your playlist too. *stares at his datapad going through Véurr’s playlist* Knights of the Fallen Empire and Knights of the Eternal Throne by Mark Griskey? Bit of a fan of Emperor Valkorion are you not?

Véurr: O_O

Vader: You clearly stole some of my music, but I will let that slide, for now. What have we here? The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning, all four parts of Cynder’s themes by Gabriel Mann. At least you have something different. A lot tracks by Lucas King, a lot that describe my own emotions well.

Véurr: Let’s admit we’re stealing from one another.

Vader: ... That I concur.

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MKK (Marry, Kriff, Kill): Galaxy-2 Leia

G1 Ahsoka: Alright, alternate Skygirl, your turn.

G2 Ahsoka: Careful what you say to my Padawan, otherwise I won't have a problem killing my other self.

G0 Obi-wan: Please let this more... grounded.

G1 Ahsoka: OK, Leia. Marry, kriff, kill: Kanan-

G2 Caleb: Who's Kanan?

G0 Depa: That's you under a different alias.

G1 Ahsoka: Sorry, I mean Caleb. Ezra and Cal.

G7 Cal: EXCUSE ME!?

G7 BD-1: I will electrocute you!

G2 Leia: You got to be kidding me! Fine. I would kill Caleb. Simply because of age gap.

G0 Leia: That's your excuse? I married Han and there's a 13 year gap.

G2 Caleb: No hard feelings. Except from the alternate version of my Master. You might want to run, Leia.

G2 Leia: Aw man. I'd kriff Cal.

G7 Cal: Who wouldn't want to kriff a Skywalker? Don't look at me like that, BD! A man can dream!

Everyone else: O.O

G2 Ezra: That means you'll marry me? Who wouldn't want to be a part of the insane Skywalker family?

G2 Skywalker Family: WE ARE PERFECTLY SANE!

G2 Ezra: ... ... ...

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MKK (Marry, Kriff, Kill): Galaxy-7 Cal Kestis

G38 Finn (CC-2187): Hey Cal! About you have a go!

G7 Cal: Alright, trooper! Bring it!

G7 BD-1: Is this wise?

G38 Finn: Marry, kriff, kill: Baby Yoda-

G0 Din Djarin: Pick the wrong option kid, I will kill you!

G38 Finn: Ahsoka Tano from Galaxy Prime.

GPrime Ahsoka: What the kriff, Finn!?

G38 Finn: Lastly, Jaro Tapal.

G7 Cal: WHAT THE KARKING SITH HELL FINN!? THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!

G7 Jaro: I don't know whether to feel offended or not.

G7 Cal: Oh my Force. You better save me, BD. I'd rather if Trilla was listed instead.

G7 Trilla: Really now, Kestis? I wonder how Cere will react to such thoughts?

G7 Cal: Did I say that out loud!? Uh... kill Jaro. Sorry Master, the other two are just wrong.

G7 Jaro: No harm done. Pick wisely for the other two.

G7 Cal: Kriff Ahsoka and marry Baby Yoda. No one is gonna kill me?

G0 Din Djarin: *lifts Pulse Rifle* You're not putting your grubby hands on it! It's just a child!

GPrime Ahsoka: A 50 year old child to be exact.

G7 Cal: IT'S OLDER THAN ME!?

G7 BD-1: *chuckles* You're in trouble!

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MKK (Marry, Kriff, Kill): Galaxy-1 Ahsoka Tano

G38 Darth Véurr: Alright weaker half and Sith pretender, your turn.

G1 Ahsoka: I have a karking name, you megalomaniac!

G0 Obi-wan: Can you please watch your tongue, Véurr and Ahsoka?

G1 Ahsoka: Alright Empress, give me your worst!

G38 Darth Véurr: Marry, kriff, kill: Anakin Skywalker, Captain Slip-

G1 Slip: I'm a Commander in Galaxy-1!

G38 Darth Véurr: And lastly... Tarkin.

G0 Tarkin: I'm flattered.

G1 Ahsoka: I'm going to kriffing throw up my lunch.

G1 Anakin: Gotta choose, Snips.

G1 Ahsoka: Sorry, Skyguy... you'd be the first one I'd kill because... I don't want to kriff or marry you.

G1 Anakin: No worries. You killed me on Hoth, I don't hold you against that.

G38 Darth Véurr: Ah, so we do share similarities. I kill my adopted father 4054 years ago.

G1 Ahsoka: Nice to know. I'd... I can't believe I'm saying this... I would kriff Tarkin.

G0 Tarkin: If I wasn't married, I'd sure love to experience sex with a Togruta.

G1 Anakin: Keep your slimy hands off her, you paedophile!

G1 Ahsoka: Honestly, I'd rather kriff your corpse!

G0 Obi-wan: Oh for the love of the Force! My ears cannot handle such vulgar talk.

G1 Slip: So you want to marry me? I'm honoured, General. You want to elope with me?

G1 Rex: Eyes off her, di'kut, Tano is mine!

G1 Ahsoka: Rex... please...

G0 Obi-wan, G0 Tarkin, G1 Anakin, G38 Darth Véurr:

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Annoying question time: What is the favourite thing you have ever written? It can be a whole story, a whole universe (though if you say Galaxy-38 I will find an insane asylum in Ireland for you to go to, I'll even pay the bill), or even just a small scene?

Oh, that's a hard question. Genuinely. Have more than one favourite, both from Galaxy-1 and (you better find a psychiatric hospital for me XD) Galaxy-38.

Starting with Galaxy-1, my favourite scene is Force Ghost Plo Koon appearing to Ahsoka in prison. Their bond was overlooked or not developed enough in the TV show. It was fun to look into and I loved writing 5-year-old Little Soka. I did have some fun with foreshadowing and a little mirroring of Marvel's Darth Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith. Plo Koon is an underrated character who got the worst send off in ROTS. It's a reason why I made their fallout so pivotal, especially in G1 Ahsoka's character build. I wanted her to fall out with someone, not just Anakin when she fell. Plo always had a soft spot for Soka, as her father-figure he easily forgives her for her errors. All he wants is his Little Soka to forgive herself and move on from her past. All in all, I enjoyed writing their interactions, because their wasn't much to build on.

For the crazy side of things that will send me to a psychiatric hospital XD Before I sent that galaxy into eternal darkness, I loved writing the interactions and bond between Kaeden and Ahsoka. I wanted it to mirror Anakin and Padmé's relationship in a way, yet unique at the same time. Ahsoka knew what she was getting into when she proposed to Kaeden, she understood the risk she was taking. Of course, her heart drove her actions, you know G38 Ahsoka does not have the best beginnings compared to G1 Ahsoka and her other counterparts. Other than Anakin and Padmé, her parents, she has found someone to truly love and care for. Kaeden was in love with Ahsoka so much, she was willing to compromise, that meant not telling her sister Miara she is now a sister-in-law. It was a hard secret for them both, but Kaeden was willing to wait until Ahsoka got her Padawan to knighthood and leave the Order. Yes, those two are the worst kept secret after Anakin and Padmé. Suspicions certainly arose during the off-page and unwritten Blue Shadow Virus Arc AU. Maybe towards the end of the Clone Wars, Ahsoka's possessiveness and overprotective nature was getting to unhealthy levels. Oh wait, it did.

Another aspect of this universe I like was Ahsoka and Katooni's interaction. Katooni is a little different to the canon counterpart when she was a Youngling Initiate. I wanted Katooni to mirror Ahsoka in a way when she was 14 years old, a little overconfident, snippy and snarky, bold. It's what made writing Blame the Airhorn really fun. Their Master-Padawan bond was similar to that of canon Anakin and Ahsoka's bond (canon universe being Galaxy-0). It's what made Katooni leaving the Order so devastating for Ahsoka. Katooni left through her own choice, Ahsoka does not know how to deal with someone leaving her, she saw it as Katooni abandoning her. Katooni became another person Soka became attached to, an anchor to hold on to, and she lost that anchor. Makes their reunion all the more tragic.

As a whole between both universes, I love incorporating mentions of Legends/Expanded Universe content. Most of it is practically history lessons, though I had fun including the likes of Marka Ragnos, Mara Jade, Jaina, Jacen and Anakin Solo (Han and Leia were busier than in G0 and G1 XD); even though they were short-lived.

I hope that answer suffices, and yes, maybe find a psychiatric hospital XD Galaxy-38 is actually a work I love XD If anyone has more questions about my works, don't be shy. Just ask and I'll try to answer as soon as I can ^.^'