Gah...Can’t believe I’m sayin’ this, but...I’m gonna miss ya, weird sponge man!
Weird...weird sponge...Who was once some sandy-haired kid...Then...then back to th’ sponge...even was McGucket at one point...
...Look, you’ve changed your profile picture a lot, m’kay?!
But you’re makin’ me sweat through my eyes over here. I’m glad you’re handlin’ this so well. It’s been quite the journey for both of us, hasn’t it? You’ve been here since th’ start.
Start of this blog, er, not my life. Anyone who’s witnessed Stan Pines in diapers should be hurled off a cliff.
Yes, that means Ford too.
But seriously, through thick and thin, it’s like you’ve always come through. Muddlin’ up quite a few heists, sure, but somehow ya always win me over in th’ end. Down here in the h--heart...chest. Chest guy.
Anyway, you’re a real good partner in crime, buddy.
Even if you’re...you’re utterly terrible at crime. Seriously. But I still love ya.