#gallowshumour

[aluzinnu]

Greedy, sleazy, stinky, UGLY, old, stupid, FAT bastard. How can anyone stand him? How could anyone ever love him? Ew! Ewwww!! EW!!!

[busstop]

Couldn't leave this cross stitch in the charity shop. Not when I've just had such persistent period pain that I was composing hymns of praise to my Ponstan pills ('Oh, mefanamic acid / You make my uterus placid...') And today I think I stayed out a bit too long so I may have an ME/CFS 'hangover' tomorrow - pass the tramadol... 💊 #charityshopfind #spoonie #gallowshumour #chronicillness #painkiller #eastbourne #igerseastbourne (at Eastbourne, East Sussex)

[thehappyhomecook]

A morticians sense of humour is quite a unique thing. Some people may refer to it as 'gallows humour'. It is a very dark and dry sense of humour that's for sure. A lot of people ask me do you have a laugh at work? Or isn't it always miserable? The truth is working in a funeral home is far from miserable. And yes we do have a laugh. Mainly at our own expense I should add. Jokes like 'it's a dead end job' or 'he's dying to leave' and 'do you spend all day with a stiff one' we hear all the time. It's a way of getting through the day and breaks the boring bits up slightly. Trust me there are plenty of boring bits! If you didn't have a laugh and a joke I think you'd quite easily crack up. Death care is a very serious business and while most of the time we remain professional and with decorum and sensitivity when we are behind closed doors the smiles come out and the jokes start flowing. A minister once asked me "isn't it true that the conversation in hearses amongst the undertakers can be sometimes quite humorous?" I just gave a look at him to say "you know that's correct". You often see a hearse loaded with a coffin and flowers with four glum looking individuals inside. But trust me the conversation most of the time is far from glum, but always remains respectful. After all we are professionals dealing with a very sensitive time in someone's life so we always keep that at the front of our minds. #funeral #funeralhome #funeraldirector #funeraldirectorproblems #funeralservice #undertaker #confessionsofanundertaker #mortician #morticanlife #hearse #funny #humourous #humorous #jokes #coffin #flowers #senseofhumour #gallowshumour #death #deathcare #minister

[janefioriroaming]

Roaming london day 2 lockdown2 — bus side ads proclaiming carpe deum — in this case the bus was followed by an ambulance —— #gallowshumour #carpedeum #fioriroaminglondon (at Oxford Street) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHRP1XNAVno/?igshid=1416tvliv6zih

[gallowsofwalt-blog]

WG000: IT MUST BE TUESDAY

Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away someone fucked up. Big time. And I am sorry to say this but life as now know it is pretty much coming to an end. Yeah, it sucks. But hey! At least the price for a six pack is pretty much a chip.

Turns out that Global Warming was actually a thing. We found out the hard way. We listened to the wrong people and as a result, we are now paying the price. The good news is that the conduit isn’t around to bother us anymore, they took a little dip in a nearby river. The bad news is that we are pretty much fuckin’ screwed.

Ah well, must be a Tuesday or some shitty day like that.

So, the temperature is rising. The ecosystems are dying. There is a mad disease somewhere in the world killing people and oh, just for kicks and giggles, an inebriated priest mentioned something about the end of days or a plague. Yep, that happened (or at least I think it did.)

Anyway, before I get too far into this, I should probably introduce myself. The name is Walt. Walt Grimoire. Not my real name of course. For obvious reasons, my name is my own and you can either call me Walt or Mr Grim. Preferably Walt (or you might blame me for whatever comes next).

Anyway, speaking of whatever comes next. I got some news for you. News that’ll surprise you. News that’ll excite you. News that’ll well… okay, I am losing it again. Morale of the story is this: I got news.

[secretoccult]

This is definitely a cursed image. Last night at band practice we smashed out 2 new songs but was then easily distracted by some snake skin sheddings we found in the car park. . . . . #art #weird #photography #photograph #snakeskin #shedding #cursedimages #cursed #Londonartist #gallowshumour #horror #londonphtographer #arty #snake #skin #punk #bandpractice

[secretoccult]

I'm in a punk band now 👌 Give us a follow on the old face book x https://www.facebook.com/gallowshumouruk/ #art #punk #gallowshumour #punkrock #British #likeusnow #londonpunk

[xxrosekanexx]

I don't think there are words to describe how I excited (and dubious because false relaunch news happens all the time) I was to hear that this book series was returning. Skulduggery Pleasant was to my teens what Harry Potter was to my childhood and is probably the driving force behind the way I dress (Valkyrie's all black look inspired me) and the way I joke and talk (sarcasm and gallows humour) to this day. I'm ecstatic to now that these books will get me through my Uni years the way the original books got me through Grammar school. #SkulduggeryPleasant #Resurrection #Books #BookLover #ValkyrieCain #SPX #DerekLandy #GallowsHumour #Sarcasm #Magic #ThatAllBlackLook #Inspiration