#galvanapocalypse

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No yap today, too lazy

Today's Test Subject: Attmoz (MSM)

Like I said, I don't feel like yapping rn. Sorry about that, just have Attmozvana...

This kinda means I'm feeling burned out. Either way, I'll just continue on.

'S it k thx bye

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Something I’m really interested in finally watching these days is Alien Stage. Uh yeah that’s it

Today’s Test Subject: Glaishur (MSM)

Uhhhhhh tbh I don’t really know what to say about Glaishur(vana) I guess I like their design???? They might’ve inspired a few of my OCs but other than that I don’t really care???

I’m gonna watch ALNST after I post this wish me luck everyone k thx BYE

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Balls.

Yeah. That's all I have.

Today's Test Subject: Loodvigg (MSM)

So this is what we've come to... fine, yeah, I admit, I once jokingly posted a CapCut template video declaring Loodvigg as my "husband" of sorts. After all, they were one of my favorite Celestials back before I even made GVP (yes, because I made this fuckass video on December 18th)

Visual proof of its existence over here:

Yeah, I was weird. At least my F/O is not a monster... :/

Ok yeah that's it bye

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Eughghghgh

I apologize for not doing the Galvana this Friday (even though I had the free time for it), I got too excited since today is the human birthday (not wriggling day, since trolls have a different calendar) for my very first fantroll which I've certainly mentioned before: Hexago Saturn.

It's been quite a while since I've worked on the project he's associated with. That doesn't mean it's scrapped, as I may publish it on MSPFA or what have you sometime in my life (if I don't grow out of the Homestuckie, obviously). The best part is that it's a SATURday in 2026. 6/6/26. That's a lot of 6s. Hexago would be proud.

I took this opportunity to go to the book fair in Lisbon to get myself some Junji Ito manga (it's one of Hexago's interests, aside from Pretty Cure and serial killers. In fact, he's the reason I began reading manga in the first place. Shoutout Hexago Saturn fr). I also got non-Junji Ito books as well, namely my guilty pleasure (which I am NOT revealing), Made in Abyss (the cashier man even warned me of the horrors in the story) and, you're not prepared for this: DJ Cat Gosshī World Tour. I'm sure you've never heard of this manga ever in your LIFE.

And that's completely justifiable! I didn't either! It's a self-published manga by Harukishi that's a compilation of stories in a zine about a Japanese cat DJ named Gosshī (hence the title) going around the world collecting CDs, vinyls, other stuff and weed. I personally recommend it, it's funny af to the point I jokingly refer to as the "greatest manga that's ever graced the universe". That is, if it even has an English translation out there. I swear, it's so obscure that I almost thought I was in a Junji Ito story myself when I first searched its name online.

*pants* Ok... here's the Galvana already... I can't see the end of the horizon...

Yesterday's Test Subject: HATSUNE MIKU?! IS THAT YOU?!

Uhhh yeah don't even ask why Mikuvana's in on this. Happy early Miku day ig???

That's it k thx bye

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Uhhhhhhhhhh yeah just have the galvana already because I want to be nice on my birthday (Bortday)

Today's Test Subject: Xyster (MSM)

I mean, Xyster IS related to Ghazt in the MSM lore (I think. It's been quite a while since I was in the MSM fandom, so I might be wrong), and I previously already Galvanaffected Ghazt, so why not bring light to Xystervana?

Xyster still looks pretty cute tho ngl

That's it k thx bye

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Huhhhhhh I forgot again????? Aw mannnnnn

I’ve recently been getting an interest in reciting poems. Yes, you read that right, just. Reciting poems. Apparently my voice starts sounding more mature and different from my usual whenever I recite one.

This started with my mom buying a book with poems in it and, in the car, she asked me to recite one of the poems there as she liked my enunciation of a silly poem she found. Yeah uh the rest is history apparently I also startled someone with the voice change

I’ve only recited poems in Portuguese so far. I also never posted myself reciting one, so feel free to ask for a voice reveal/hj

Ok thing time

Yester-yesterday’s Test Subject: Yelmut (MSM)

Believe it or not, Yelmut (Galmut) used to be one of my favorite non-Celestial monsters back in the day. I just liked the sounds they made ok don’t blame me💔

Nothing much else to say, uh ok thx BYE

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OH SHIT ALMOST FORGOT I GOT DISTRACTED WITH READING THE TVTROPES ARTICLE FOR WINX CLUB FUCK (long story)

Today's Test Subject: Grumpyre (MSM)

Tbh I don't even remember if I made Grumpvana canon lol the only thing I remember is that they were with Loodvigg (for some reason they were an elder???) in the first episode. Uhm yeah

That's it k thx bye

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teetsy announcement

I'm here to say that the next round of Jo's Galvanaffected Freaksters will be merged with the highlight for BFDIE 10. Basically like a 2-in-1 thing. This will have two functions: save blog space and time efficiency. Epic, isn't it? Yeah, pretty epic. Dw guys it'll be tagged with the BFDIE things

I'll also be a lil' more inactive rn, since I'll be grinding on PJSK (Sanrio collab event stuff, also I NEED that Shiho 4*. No, A Shiho 4*.) watching a Danganronpa walkthrough (I recently got back into Danganronpa, but I might procrastinate on this and just stare at TvTropes for 10 hours instead), school stuff, all the classics. That's all I have to say regarding this, so here's the glavna

Today's Test Subject: This Thing

This Thing(vana) was originally made for a joke video parodying vent animations (apologies to those who actually make them, I didn't mean any harm at all), but then I just kinda decided to Galvanaffect it for some reason.

Here's the video in question:

(This was back when I was still in the CR fandom and liked Dozer, so it's no wonder Dozer is mentioned here.)

That's it k thx BYE