Dec 15, 2025
MEET DARIUS "DASH" DUCHAMP! HE'S NOT ALLOWED IN VEGAS!
He's been banned from too many casinos on the mainland—but that's fine! He works on a cruise line now, four months into a nine month stint that he hopes will be renewed, mainly because whenever he docks at a port too long, he's in serious danger of being caught out by one of the many loan sharks of varying severity that he owes money to. But it's all good! Dash still manages to be quick with a joke, a wink, and of course, knows all the big band songs by heart. Just let him take your hand and fly you to the moon...just keep an eye on the bill. Like for a wee starter with Dash~!
