I wish people knew Elder Scrolls lore the way I do... They don't even know about the wheel
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I wish people knew Elder Scrolls lore the way I do... They don't even know about the wheel
They should call Hermaeus Mora the daedric prince of being a stingy little bitch. Prince of fucking knowlig anf he won't even share.
Gar's favourite what the fuck lore moments
The 36 lessons of vivec all of it
There's slug people?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE OCEAN IS MEMORIES
Okay so redguards are basically aliens I already know that but the dreugh???
Argonians are semi autonomous tree mechs and the tree's greater machinations are unknowable
They didn't get a chance to use that dwemer tube :(
What do they even have in a torture garden... Oh...
Those aren't stars. Just holes poked in the shoebox
Everything is elves except for the few that aren't
Clanfears can speak. They just hate you.
Khajiit are Azura's backup plan
Category 5 troll sex event
Love how House Dagoth is portrayed so fully thorough in game mechanics alone. Fuckin condescending motherfuckers who need the "drink that makes you stupid enough to enjoy the company around you", and the "I hate everyone, and my personality revolves around this. Of course it makes people get annoyed, I'm better than them. I have zero bitches" amulet.
I fucked up the cropping rip
Telvanni wizard who gives his uber adventurer drop off instructions that entail: Drop off the items at edge of the cliff. You will see my tower in the distance. I can see you. I will levitate them, don't fucking grab them or try holding on. It's fine that's me. If it takes a few minutes I am busy working on a spell. Just wait. Don't come over to my tower or my ten billion haters (daedra I've been summoning again & again for the last two eras in order to siphon off their power) will rip you to pieces just so I won't get my new copy of argonians gone wild. This is the 50th letter I have teleported to the guild with the drakes necessary for your travels time and the book itself. I need that book. If you have a brain you will survive. Just follow these instructions.
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Hey before anyone gets sadmad on my ass I will note that Genuinely Do Whatever You Want Forever. This is a personal opinion and not a kicking attack on your sandcastle.
On the surface level I enjoy disco yuri - having a story But Girls is always an enjoyable experience - but thinking about it on the narrative level feels like flying into the alps on the airship of theseus looking for your cat.
Less... don't create the AU, but go further with it. If you take your time and spend an age repairing that ship until every piece has been built and re-built, why not create a fully new story with it? Take a group of creative friends, and fully Twilight that shit. Make it yours. New characters, slightly But To The Left-ify the setting... own that shit.
For me - personal tastes and all - the themes that are so hard-coded within the narrative are so fully tied to a specific kind of masculinity that when you've reshaped the whole story - even with trans women and a very masc!fem!Harry, or Kim, at that point... well, you've put so much work into it, why not fully own it? Create fully new names for the thing. Make it so fully your own that nobody can deny the work you've put in - creatively yoink that shit.
Girls, gays, etc... a new story awaits your hands to create and write - there's nothing stopping one from simply creatively stealing these motherfuckers and giving em E - new names and all. Play dolls with them. Genuinely, I'd be more than willing to assist a fully new story with these Legally Distinct Characters into coming into being. I feel like there's gold in these girlmines and by god we can collectively make it happen.