#garbage conversation

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Not gonna lie I am like the world’s worst cohabitator if I actually like or care about the person.

Because I’ll wake up at odd hours (or not even be asleep) and just get the urge.

This urge to check on you.

Dead ass in the middle of night you will see me staring at you from the doorway with all the lights off. Barely breathing. Just watching. Might move closer, approach the bed. Reach out to brush your hair back or adjust your blanket and sometimes, you already woke up and have been awake the whole time

Either way, I stare, I potentially brush hair, and then it’s like a switch flips and it’s time for normal Garbage to come back to earth, and I’ll just leave.

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Berkeley be like

@galaxywhump

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WIP Update

*working on the outline for the next part*

Wow, talk about zero progress. I’m only a quarter where I need to be and —

*counts pages*

*counts pages again*

O-oh. Alright then. Five pages. Five pages in. This may be a problem.

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For real folks though. One long ass post, or would you prefer it broken into smaller ones? Or no preference? Feel free to let me know.

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! But only if you want to. I just like this one cause it makes me focus on good stuff, not what's going on in the real world.

This took longer than expected, both to think of five things and send it off to ten tumblrs. 

1. My cat. Furry little asshole he is, I still adore him.

2. Horror movies.

3. My friends, both on here and on other sites. @galaxywhump @pepperonyscience especially. You guys have kept me inspired to whump the ever loving tar out of my characters and make light of the bloodshed the whole while. 

4. Getting tipsy and letting my spotify go to random. It’s a hugely mixed bag and it’s fun to listen, plus once I start it’s like “Oh, this song reminds me about that one, let me queue it up.”

5. Memes. I am trash, hence the name.

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sending love to my fave creators for day 5 of whumpmasinjuly: garbage, you were one of the first blogs I followed after joining the community, and your series was one of the first I started reading - and I'm in love with it. The story, the style, the concept - they're all so unique and captivating, with a cast of incredibly fleshed-out characters, with wonderful terrible jokes and heartbreaking moments. You deserve so many followers and readers, because what you're writing is phenomenal!

Rational mind: properly formulate a response Garbage. Thank Marti for the kindness.

Lizard hindbrain: WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE SEROTONIN. HAPPINESS FOR GARBAGE. HEE HOO WORD MACHINE.

Garbage: hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Thank you. Truly. Coming from you that is high praise.

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Of everything and anything that coulda gotten flagged, it’s this? The fuck did I reblog from.

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Headcanon: Jaden likes Edgy Adult Cartoons

Abso-fucking-lately correct. Jaden was the sort to binge watch happy tree friends. Also the sort to show it to any minors whose parents were stupid enough to let him within earshot.

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#please daniel just stop being awful for five minutes#that's all we ask excuse you you can't demand that from the bastard when you're the one writing Jaden and Shannon, who don't seem to be stopping anytime soon >:/

:D

My outline is up to twelve pages, by the way. This is the longest one. And it will be delightful.

I will say, that they stop for five minutes at some point during all this time.