#garbodoge

[coulrobean]

@garbodoge​    asked     :     ‘ i got two free tacos! ’

❝     give     me     one     or     get     your     bean     freaked     !!!!     ❞

𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐄     𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑     𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 .          /          𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 .

[brckenhymns--a]

the aliens getting ready to beat up trevor like

  @garbodoge

[gadgte]

ODD   /   @statiicfangs   /   @garbodoge

❝   t   -   h  -  r   -   E   -   E   !   you’re  just  proving  my  point  that  all  odd  numbers  have  e  in  them   !     ❞

[cartoonlonk]

" I once saw a whale ribcage during a family trip but listen I never met a live whale."

@garbodoge

        “I can forta show ya many whales! Maybe we can hear the whale fart.”

[poyointhemirror]

x @garbodoge

A paranoid guy, huh. Must think the world has it out for him if he thinks this little alien orb is some spy. Self-righteous and self-absorbed with their own delusions, as all anxious people were.

“..No. I was just wondering on the conditions here, and inspires people to live here.”

She’s already fed up with the ‘tude of this guy. Granted, she did just come out of nowhere and ask some really invasive, aggressive questions, but still.

“Because to be honest, that pickle-skinned guy in reception made it sound like this place was a prison for depressed people. But the depressed people would check themselves in. I just wanted to get, y’know, some information on that.”

She wants to be as gentle as she can when it comes to describing Habit. Because if she knows prisons, she knows they’re monitored. She wants no ill blood.. Yet.

[deliversmiles]

@garbodoge​ !

          Man... they did not recall having such an passion at his age. Granted, they were only two years apart but time was a scam and that age gap probably seemed much farther for Belle than it would for Trevor. They tried to look like they were digesting the information swiftly thrown at them but it was practically useless. One blink, two blink— yup, absolutely nothing. They sighed to theirself and admitted defeat.

          ❝ Wait, y’said ‘shadow creatures’? Here? ❞ They questioned slowly, trying to recall the long-winded ramble the other just gave. Bad time to have lack a door. ❝ My room doesn’t have a door, will I be safe? ❞ 

[cartoonlonk]

@garbodoge said:

" EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HECK."

       “Th’s ‘s a legitness question! They lick us buh we donotta lick back! Do they get sad???”

[happukurk]

@garbodoge " YES! Millie SPOOKED ME WITH HER GOLF CLUBS! Now I have no LUNCH because I gave it to her because if not ! She's gonna BEAN ME! "

“Bean you?” 

Randy had run into Millie a couple of times, but preferred to keep his distance from the girl. It wasn’t because he was afraid or anything, he just liked the space near the stairwell. She was good at golf - everyone knew that - but Randy had no idea what Trevor meant. Maybe he had beans to eat with his aforementioned lunch, but still...

“I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you mean about beans. Do you need to hide from her?”