SnapCube’s Sonic ‘06 Real Time fandub starter pack
« sign my birth certificate! »
« my bed is made of scorpions. »
« i will light this bitch up right now. »
« am i doing this right? it’s my first day on the job. »
« you have the chaos emerald! »
« gimme that shit right now or i’m gonna rip it off you my goddamn self. »
« you can’t kill anybody! especially not me! »
« go read a book or something. see ya, idiot! »
« we always miss the ice cream ship! »
« how do you think i get here? i floated down on my giant battle bus! »
« [villainous laugh, fading into a violent coughing fit] »
« i can, uhm, kick your ass? right now? »
« here, come to my house. come on let’s go! to my house! »
« i just always want to sleep, you know? i’m tired all the time. i hate it. ‘cause when i try to go to sleep i CAN’T. »
« hey, gamers. were you talking about fortnite? »
« welcome to my house. as you can see, i’ve knocked over many chairs. »
« i’d like to be in the friendzone. i’d like friends! »
« that just makes you a beta cuck. »
« we’re gonna combine all the battle royales and make a battle royale better than fortnite ever was! »
« sorry, i thought i heard a cat. »
« this is the worst. this is the actual worst. »
« why don’t you tell me your incredibly complicated backstory in an interesting long-winded monologue? »
« i’m gonna pluck you up, melt you down and make a fucking necklace! »
« i can never stop thinking. sends me to a fit. »
« … yep, i can kill ya. »
« go on, don’t you support gay rights? »
« what planet am i on? what’s today? my braincell: destroyed. my wig is gone. »
« i told you not to invite your asshole friends over! »
« let me help you! don’t do this all by yourself! »
« did we do that together? was that a gay thing? »
« i think i’m starting to hallucinate. »
« my mom’s getting back in like 20 minutes, dude. you have to finish this. »
« i leave for five minutes and this happens?! »
« i’ve been told how to think about the ocean when i’m stressed, and i’m looking at that, and i’m real stressed. »
« that’s ok baby, i know you’re lost without me. be sure to never leave my side again, ok? »
« how many times are you gonna run? i’ve captured you 17 different times! »
« if someone hacked into my fortnite account, i’m going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole. »
« count how many sand is in here. »
« you silly feeble-minded little gay. »
« oh god! i was NOT expecting the explosion! »
« fuck you for making me go through this! you suck, i can’t believe i used to date you. you used to be a cool dude! »
« you know what? you’re a twink. »
« i’m almost proud of you. »
« oh my god. oh my god are you ok? holy shit. i don’t think i should pull it out. i think if i pull it out you’ll bleed out. oh my god. oh my god. »
« now, this isn’t the diss that i wanted. shit, goddamn. this is fucking ridiculous. fucking shit. »
« you ready? you ready to go? you wanna leave this fucking mortal plane? »
« i understand. the friendzone is hard to deal with. »
« the flame within you shines brighter than any xbox 360 controller. »
« what does a ghost say? what does the ghost say? »
« i gotta get on that plane! wait- boat! »
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