Archibald: What, are you afraid I’m gonna tell everyone in the castle you like to be the little spoon?
Gareth: Everybody likes to be the little spoon! It makes you feel safe!

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Archibald: What, are you afraid I’m gonna tell everyone in the castle you like to be the little spoon?
Gareth: Everybody likes to be the little spoon! It makes you feel safe!
Archibald: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Ruby: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Alex: Tackle him.
Gene: Kick him in the shin.
Gareth: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
Gareth, to the knights: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Gareth: Not you, Archibald. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
Sir Gareth: It sounds like you’re asking me on a man date.
Sir Archibald: Sir Gareth, why are you so afraid of loving me?
Gareth: I like my women how I like my coffee. Archibald: I thought you didn't like coffee? Gareth: Exactly.