Hi! Could you write poly romantic relationship headcanons for Garmantuous, Nipulon, and Douglas with a fem!human S/O please? Thank you!
Hey, thanks so much for the request! I hope this is okay! :o) -MJ
warnings: cannon typical violence/mention of weapons and death, drugs, slight possessive behavior (not yandere), fem reader intended but its vague, you/your used for reader.
-all three of them are interesting and pretty complex on their own, so all three of them with a Human? you've got yourself into a tough situation.
-given the fact that humans are generally regarded as a product and not as living things with non-monetary value, they most likely had a hard time dealing with their feelings for you but once you're with them, they will keep you safe from anyone that might view you like that.
-that doesn't mean that they stop their business of course, just that they normally keep you far away from the rougher parts of it. they all use and are in the business of selling humans as drugs.
-Douglas is the one who's generally okay with the fact that you're human. there was definitely a learning curve but compared to the other two, he had the easiest time with it. the other two took longer to come around to the concept.
-none of them fully understand humans so it's up to you to remind them that you're not like them. though you are more physically fragile than them, you have certain abilities that they don't. besides being more temperature resistant then a lot of other folks in space, things that are poison to any other species are fine for you, the first time you had human liquor around them it was like the world was ending. (I HC that alien liquor is different depending on the species/planet, but they generally view our alcohol the same way we view rubbing alcohol)
-human foods are also a mystery to them, our spices and cooking techniques are different than theirs. you could make instant ramen and they'd be enthralled.
-since you're the only human they like, they are fascinated by almost everything you do, it's a bit odd but somehow endearing. in their eyes you're soft and cute, even if you're not by human standards.
-speaking of soft, they are very protective! you are always with one of them.
-your time with Nipulon is usually spent in his office, you sit on one of the couches while he works. you both do your own thing, or you talk to him while he does paperwork. he enjoys the background noise even if he doesn't know what a 'stormtrooper' is or why the grunts remind you of them. sometimes you sit in his lap and lean your head on his shoulder so you can watch him work, sometimes you fall asleep like that, and he refuses to move. like when a cat lays on you and you legally can't move.
-Douglas on the other hand is a bit of a toss-up. sometimes you go with him when he's training recruits, he uses it to show off to you though that tends to backfire when half the trainees end up dying in the most ridiculous ways. other times he might be out of his suit (normally while high) and just hangs on to you while you go about your day, occasionally commenting on what you're doing.
-Garmantuous doesn't have a lot of time off but sometimes he'll pull you along on missions, you end up following him to different planets. since he's been so many places, he knows what places are the most fun (at least in his eyes) and which ones would be safe for you to wander in.
-though you somehow managed to be with all of them, that doesn't change how jealous they are. Nipulon in games is said to be very jealous and aggressive towards anyone that gets close to Garmantuous, though this doesn't mean that he's jealous of you (since you're his Aswell) it does mean that he doesn't like anyone going near you or Garmantuous. he already doesn't like Douglas and he hates how close he is to you, but you're happy and he knows you'd be devastated if he killed him, so he just keeps his distance from Douglas and stands closer to you. but luckily you tend to spend time with them individually rather than all together so there usually isn't any conflict.
