HL boys as things my students have said:
inspired by @finalgirllx
Sebastian
"four miniature wheels makes one big wheel!"
"i'm wearing men's pants and it has a dick hole in it."
"millimeter defeater"
"i'll be the gay one today."
"Women's rights, huzzah!!"
“i’m horny to laugh."
Ominis
"they're like that because they're inbred."
"i'm gonna call you a slur."
"I'm gonna stick my thumb so far up your ass."
"one of you smells like onions."
"your sex doll wants a sex doll."
"if you talk to another woman today i'm punching you in the face."
Garreth
"I only suck dick for jesus."
"awwww does your pussy hurt? :("
"your gender is transparent?"
"you owe the bank hoes, my friend."
"the war on bussy was well precedented."
"“hot take. racism is like…not good."
Garreth and Sebastian
(Garreth) "I'll strip you down, baby."
(Sebastian) "Dude, it's a thursday."
Sebastian and Ominis
(Ominis) "you're being redundant."
(Sebastian) "i don't know what that means. isn't that a pasta?"
(Ominis) "that's RIGATONI!"
Ominis and Garreth
(Garreth) "are you espresso depresso?"
(Ominis) "drown yourself."