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[orqheuss]

Orqheus(s) Presents: The Quiet Archive

Updated: June 2026

All fics are cross-posted on Ao3, Tumblr, and (some) on Wattpad PLEASE DO NOT REPOST MY WORK WITHOUT TAGGING ME. Fandoms are listed in alphabetical order! ***************************************************** Any trigger warnings present are posted on each fic.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Hazbin Hotel Hogwarts Legacy

[science-is-witchcraft]

I love the tapping scene so much. You just know Rocky is screaming at Grace to look behind him. Plus it’s the only time we see Rocky genuinely That Frustrated. Rocky lost his fucking shit, statement.

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[hamletisintown]

i drew it because it's so cute...

[skinned-knees]

sobbing i didn’t even know this was a quote in the generator

[teaseawrites]

i’m pretty sure james ortiz said rocky was just cussing grace out the entire time in that scene so i think i’m valid for writing this actually

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[sushiisiu]

ily (avaliable as a print in my pinned)

[asteronomical]

do you guys ever think grace and rocky at some point get into a big argument on erid and rocky storms off to sulk. later he regrets it and comes back to the biodome and seems... genuinely caught off guard when he finds grace still inside his house

rocky: i thought grace would leave

grace: to go WHERE exactly?

[3artho]

He’s leaky and old, like pick a struggle (part 1)

[aubryjoi]

I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️

[crazysodomite]

[alexxuun]

What happens when Grace doesn’t sleep for 48 hours.

Based on this panel from Dungeon Meshi:

[scarlct-vvitch]

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life