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Orqheus(s) Presents: The Quiet Archive

Updated: June 2026

All fics are cross-posted on Ao3, Tumblr, and (some) on Wattpad PLEASE DO NOT REPOST MY WORK WITHOUT TAGGING ME. Fandoms are listed in alphabetical order! ***************************************************** Any trigger warnings present are posted on each fic.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Hazbin Hotel Hogwarts Legacy

[avi-mation]

What if PHM crew survived

[faerieinthehumanworld]

yes I like this

[enthyrea]

patron saints of one way trips

print here

[verlierer-is-lost]

“Ad astra per aspera”

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[chromaticrainarts]

Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming

[finzerr]

what i imagine happens when grace tries taumeoba for the first time

[a-real-hum4n]

movie "fist my bump" rocky vs book "fist me" rocky

[aliquid-de-magis]

i have become obsessed with this thing

[pumpkinhrat]

"Ms. Stratt, you will comply with the law,” said the justice. “Only when I want to.” Stratt held up a sheet of paper.

[hailed-marys]

For all his inexperience with romance, Grace gives good relationship advice

[hailed-marys]

Adrian and Grace would have unique perspectives on loneliness I think

[colcoolah]

PICTURED: An Eridian in space learning about radiation

[beowulfstits-archive-deactivate]

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

[therothwoman]

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

[leda74]

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

[nightmigrations]

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

[slaughtermetals]

there’s so much beauty in the world.

[illbeanisland]

There’s also a point like this which connects Germany, Belgium and the Netherlands!

They even made a circle there which tells you in which country you are

[consultwithmouse]

And the tripoint of Slovakia-Austria-Hungary 👋😊

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

the tripoint of czechia, slovakia and poland is just A Rock In A Ditch lmao

[awesome-bluehair-universe]

In case you writers ever wondered. Made by Carrie Patrick on Facebook.

[saybyebus]

The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.

[grandgobbobarb]

Like a claymore it takes two hands to properly wield a baby

[sparxdoodles]

I think Grace will never escape weird kid humor, no matter the classroom

[crazy-brazilian]

[demigardess]