#garrett jax

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eretria: bitch.

wil: blocked.

eretria: wait, unblock me, i need to tell you something.

wil: unblocked.

eretria: bitch.

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demon: we have your wife lyria

eretria: can i talk to her

demon: go ahead, she can hear you

eretria: dumbass

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before you ask, i do not take constructive criticism

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i’m back idiots

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amberle: hello, eretria. what’s going on?

eretria: nothing much. i just have this headache that comes and goes.

wil: hey, guys!

eretria: oh look, there it is.

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eretria, upon discovering guns: so if i get shot, do i own the bullet? like, i can keep it?

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lyria, while arguing with eretria: i hate you!

eretria: joke’s on you, i hate me more!

lyria:

lyria, softly: babe, we’ve talked about this-