#garrison updates

[adam-w-official]

Just a heads up: for the love of GOD, STOP. JUMPING. IN. THE. ELEVATORS.

I lost track of how many kids have jumped in the god damn elevators and got stuck and panic. Which then nine times out of ten causes them to go to the HOSPITAL on site. It’s not funny. Stop daring your friends to do it. Stop betting your friends to do it.

If this continues, the elevators WILL have restricted access.

[adam-w-official]

I can't believe I'm doing this but...here we go.

I am Professor Adam Wright, or commonly known as Professor Adam or Professor Wright. Call me what you wish. I work at the Galaxy Garrison, a school for aspiring astroexplorers.

I only have this...tumblr...blog...thing, because I know students also have these and I think this is the only way to get them to listen to the announcements and what not for once.

This blog will also be used as...personal updates, I guess? And also updates about missing cadets Lance McClain, Hunk Garret, Pidge Gunderson, and ex-cadet Keith Kogane.

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

imagine having a rp blog of a man who got less screentime than the fucking cow. couldn't be me hahahah. ha. im delusional

Tag info for future reference:

#Garrison updates -> posts about things "happening" at the Garrison

#Adam's personal stuff -> take a wild guess what this one's about. take a wild guess.

#missing updates -> the updates about the missing cadets, pretty straightforward

#Answering asks -> take a wiiiild guess

#ooc posts -> posts ooc, aka mod posting stuff

#ooc answers -> mod answering asks ooc

RULES:

-This blog is run by a MINOR. Don't be weird.

-Yes, this blog WILL feature Adashi (Shiro x Adam). What do you expect?

-Do NOT send hate over my interpretation of Adam. Again, he has little to no screen time, I'm just working with what little we got.

-BE RESPECTFUL.

-asks and interactions are welcomed and appreciated! just be respectful.

[adam-w-official]

It’s finals season at the Garrison, you know what that means.

Let’s see how many cadets go to the infirmary because of the fated “finals reasons”. Yes, that is an actual thing. There’s a whole list in the teachers lounge. We even have bets on how many cadets will be sent to the infirmary during finals season.

[adam-w-official]

Well, today was chaotic.

It was another simulator-test day for the fighter pilot cadets and everything had been doing well. However, in one of the programmed modes (where you can get “hit by an asteroid”), a cadet ended up banging their head against the corner of the controls because they had unbuckled for some reason. We had to rush them to the Garrison hospital and thankfully they’ll be alright — they’re just a bit banged up. Nothing too bad.

That was the only bad part of the day, I think.

…And then there was the whole thing from last week.

[adam-w-official]

So. Iverson found a dog walking around on Garrison grounds and decided to take it in, took care of it for a bit. Veronica suggested he take the dog to the vet just in case the dog belonged to somebody.

It was not a dog.

It was a fucking coyote.

Iverson took in a goddamn coyote, and the coyote just. let him??

I am like ninety percent sure Iverson is a Disney Princess in disguise or something because just…how.

[adam-w-official]

One of the cadets ran right into one of the wings of the jets (why they were in the hangar in the first place I wish I knew), so now they’re in the hospital we have on the Garrison (it’s part of the main building, so it’s technically a medical wing but we still call it the Garrison hospital) getting stitches. Don’t go into the hangar without supervision so you don’t have to pay a trip to the Garrison hospital and get yelled at by Iverson.

[adam-w-official]

So one of the cadets slipped on some water another cadet spilled on accident and fell down the stairs. And now here we are in a kind of assembly thing reminding cadets to make sure their water bottles are tightly closed so this doesn’t happen again.

Now you might be thinking, “oh but it only happened once so why is it just such a big deal?”

it has happened multiple times. in the past week. if I didn’t know any better I’d say the cadets were sabotaging each other or something, but no. they just keep forgetting to close their water bottles tightly.

[adam-w-official]

Hello. :]

Hello to you as well. I'm...not sure who exactly this is, but if it's one of my students, the work I assigned is due on Friday.