my mother: *eating a Twinkie out of the packet - making that highly irritating crackling noise*
me: I remember you used to tell Dad off for eating out of food packets.
her: haha yeah.
me: kind of like you are now.
her: well it's not as loud
me, internal: umm no
her: I'm not doing it now anyway *literally in between cracking noises*
me, internal: *resists the urge to throw something and scream* you are literally eating out of a packet as we speak.


















