#gaudycule

[murphyatthemagpie]

Was anyone going to tell me Adam Gaudette is in a polycule or

[kotoritoririn]

i wake up from weird dreams involving blood and drugs. grab my phone. laila edwards wants that boy will smith to be her personal bakery and billet mom. i nod in agreement because laila edwards should get whatever she so desires. i tap onto the next post. adam gaudette has a polycule.

pause.

adam gaudette is the live sperm bank in a sapphic couples relationship, whom they regard as sentient and seem to love him too.

what?

i rub my eyes and read the post again in surprise because i hadnt expected hockey players to be contributing to the gayness percentage of bay area. maybe i am a bad person. but no adam gaudette legit is in a polycule. he has two wives and a husband now. im still half asleep but i fly my congratulations to mr and mrs and mrs and mr gaudettes

[willmackssmellingsalts]

Genuinely feels like the 9/11 of Sharks rpf today

[murphyatthemagpie]

The Gaudycule is in accord

[murphyatthemagpie]

I meed to lie doen

[murphyatthemagpie]

gauds number being 81 (BI) in honor of his wives

So true so true. That's the only explanation. And who can blame him!

Like?? I too would shape my dumb hockeyboy life around this

[murphyatthemagpie]

is the golycule real or do i need to go to sleep i ma so confused.

These came one right after the other so I am assuming this is the same person and bless you because it made me laugh so hard 🤣

My precious pigeon. Petting your ruffled feathers back into place. You definitely need to go to sleep so to return to the rpfing mines in the morn.

[moon-drunk-8]

have we figured out if the gaudycule is a real thing yet 😭