Really Random Thoughts, Life Is Strange True Colors Edition!
Disclaimer, I have no clue what this mess is but enjoy! And beware, spoilers for chapter 1!
[Chapter 1 AKA Side A]
-“alex, you know I just want what’s best for you.” really? or is that just what all the therapists say?
- literally dr. lynn, where’s the personal space? no wonder alex blocked your number.
- all Haven Springs would need is a beach, then it’d be an instant vacation spot.
- FR THOUGH, I CAN’T LOOK AWAY. THIS IS A1 SCENERY!
- ok, this sentimental music is beautiful and all, but I’m not trying to ball my eyes out in the first 10 MINUTES. WTF.
- AYE, big bro! Gabe-a-chino! Oh, you don’t go by that nickname anymore? Cool cool.
- “What’s the protocol after reuniting with your long lost sister after 8 years?” oh, I don’t know. ask me in another 10 minutes. *hugs him anyway*
- hug on the first day? flattering, old g whose name I already forgot, but I do NOT know you.
- riley, I like you, but I’d love you even more if you appreciated the art of puns.
- OMG, ETHAN. BABY BOI. Hiiiii, I’m your cool auntie! Btw, we do not sneak off to spooky mines. (especially after 9 PM)
- beanie chick from before the storm: 1, werewolf in another life: 1
- nice to meet you too, stephanie, but how and WHY do you have my number? Oh? And what about you, rugged ryan reynolds??
- kings of leon? broom guitar session? and to think I couldn’t love y’all more.
- mac’s definitely that one ex who’d be a stalker without a restraining order.
- OH YES QUEEN, those group home exhibitions came in clutch! Channel his tomato red rage and slug it back at his yee yee face!
- Chills, nothing else.
- Oh, no nevermind, I do feel bad.
- But it's not really our fault? How MACaroni gonna storm into MY crib, sucker punch MY brother, and not expect this ass whoopin. Whew, chile, n e ways, so-
- Oh no, honey, you DO belong here!
- a shot? Isn’t this illegal? *opens Google* oh, nevermind.
- there go mac’n’cheese again with the bs.
- does he even know I’m related to the guy he JUST assaulted or?
- YAS RILEY, TAKE OUT THE TRASH & GET THAT RESTRAINING ORDER.
- yo Pike- and I mean this in the nicest way possible- pls check your sense of humor before you get cancelled.
- y’know, I could keep my powers to myself, but I like you Gabe. You deserve to know my deepest darkest secret before you die.
- Oh, so that’s why my nephew ( S O N ) looked at me like he ran over somebody’s puppy.
- tbh, I don’t feel bad for snitching on him either.
- Better than him getting SNATCHED by bomb debris!
- speaking of!
- OH WOW, so this is what a child’s nightmare looks like. (Am I that old?)
- *🚨🚨🚨*
- OH NO- OH S H I T ! *insert stupefied Pikachu face*
