#really random thoughts

[venusvhs]

sevika’s the kinda woman to mock u during sex… she’s the cockiest woman on earth, especially during sex. repeats your slurred words to you in a mockery of your voice, a shit eating grin on her face because she knows it gets u off, and it gets her off knowing she’s able to turn you so dumb with her dick!!

[ryemiffie]

Au where everyone (including Kon) doesn't know Kon is a clone, the only person who knows is Lex and the scientists who made Kon.

Kon and Lex get into an arguement, and Lex yells "Don't you know how expensive it was to make you?!" And Kon thinks he's talking about like Lex hired an escort or something and is like "whoa whoa tmi!"

[rook2ii]

been thinking about... Susie in Pressure......

because like. if you apply how Deltarune works narratively (and for the sake of this we're gonna say that they're in their Darkworld forms and abilities because of a lack of magic physics continuity between universe or something--) to Pressure. The three heros would technically make it to the crystal on their "first" try, assuming Kris retains the ability to use save points. And they'd probably avoid or survive most monsters on the first try too unless they started a Deltarune-style battle or chase sequence.

Susie specifically particularly spits in the face of fate. And while we've yet to see how much that really changes what happens, we already know she's subverted to Prophecy in some ways.

And I just. Cannot. For the life of me. See her succumbing to the bleakness of the Blacksite. Like with SttS. If Kris tried to do that, she would Stop Them ("dude, what the hell are you doing??") (unless Susie wasn't there...) as we've seen that she isn't afraid to overrule Kris's choices if she thinks it's stupid.

If she ended up accidentally triggering SttS, she would be like. "Uh? The fuck? No, I'm not doing that, screw you!" and the punch a hole in the fence behind her instead or something.

(also, for context, I don't think she'd Hate Painter. Bc 1. they'd probably remind her of Tenna. 2. she'd probably overhear Sebastian calling in and be like "oh, maybe this guy actually doesn't completely suck." 3. there's been a lot of people who've tried to kill them that they made friends with, Painter isn't special lmao-- 4. the empty room thing because i said so)

Like, I cannot imagine her allowing herself to be controlled against her will. She just Wouldn't. (kinda like Uzi in Murder Drones if you think about it...)

[ihopethisoneisnttaken]

I find it funny that rule 63 is peccos number

[maddys-kreative-korner]

I've been thinking for a while now that maybe no one actually has it all together, ya know?

I mean people tell me I seem like I got my sh1t together but like I sure don't feel like it??

And that makes me think that maybe no one does. Maybe we're all just figuring it out as we go, you know what I mean?

Edit: reblog if you also don't have it together? :D

[fengqings-pnutbu-er]

Who has a bigger c0ck?

Pei Ming

Feng Xin

Voting ended onJan 10, 2024

[fangrlxfixations]

Really Random Thoughts, Life Is Strange True Colors Edition!

Disclaimer, I have no clue what this mess is but enjoy! And beware, spoilers for chapter 1!

[Chapter 1 AKA Side A]

-“alex, you know I just want what’s best for you.” really? or is that just what all the therapists say?

- literally dr. lynn, where’s the personal space? no wonder alex blocked your number.

- all Haven Springs would need is a beach, then it’d be an instant vacation spot.

- FR THOUGH, I CAN’T LOOK AWAY. THIS IS A1 SCENERY!

- ok, this sentimental music is beautiful and all, but I’m not trying to ball my eyes out in the first 10 MINUTES. WTF.

- AYE, big bro! Gabe-a-chino! Oh, you don’t go by that nickname anymore? Cool cool.

- “What’s the protocol after reuniting with your long lost sister after 8 years?” oh, I don’t know. ask me in another 10 minutes. *hugs him anyway*

- hug on the first day? flattering, old g whose name I already forgot, but I do NOT know you.

- riley, I like you, but I’d love you even more if you appreciated the art of puns.

- OMG, ETHAN. BABY BOI. Hiiiii, I’m your cool auntie! Btw, we do not sneak off to spooky mines. (especially after 9 PM)

- beanie chick from before the storm: 1, werewolf in another life: 1

- nice to meet you too, stephanie, but how and WHY do you have my number? Oh? And what about you, rugged ryan reynolds??

- kings of leon? broom guitar session? and to think I couldn’t love y’all more.

- mac’s definitely that one ex who’d be a stalker without a restraining order.

- OH YES QUEEN, those group home exhibitions came in clutch! Channel his tomato red rage and slug it back at his yee yee face!

- Chills, nothing else.

- Oh, no nevermind, I do feel bad.

- But it's not really our fault? How MACaroni gonna storm into MY crib, sucker punch MY brother, and not expect this ass whoopin. Whew, chile, n e ways, so-

- Oh no, honey, you DO belong here!

- a shot? Isn’t this illegal? *opens Google* oh, nevermind.

- there go mac’n’cheese again with the bs.

- does he even know I’m related to the guy he JUST assaulted or?

- YAS RILEY, TAKE OUT THE TRASH & GET THAT RESTRAINING ORDER.

- yo Pike- and I mean this in the nicest way possible- pls check your sense of humor before you get cancelled.

- y’know, I could keep my powers to myself, but I like you Gabe. You deserve to know my deepest darkest secret before you die.

- Oh, so that’s why my nephew ( S O N ) looked at me like he ran over somebody’s puppy.

- tbh, I don’t feel bad for snitching on him either.

- Better than him getting SNATCHED by bomb debris!

- speaking of!

- OH WOW, so this is what a child’s nightmare looks like. (Am I that old?)

- *🚨🚨🚨*

- OH NO- OH S H I T ! *insert stupefied Pikachu face*

[liveasbutterflies]

At first I really liked the concept of oh wait this isn't a straight romance/healing drama but also a MUuuUuuUuUrderrrr mystery!!! 

but now... I just want more scenes of the main. Them just talking to each other and without any background music was absolute solid. They way you can hear the restraint and hesitation in his voice vs her facial expression changing...  AHH ACTING!! Now the murdery stuff feels like an afterthought/plot that was just slapped on to make it interesting. I hope the writer just focuses on the main two healing/growing with each other.