#gay cryptids

[wrongfourtytwo]

Going back to caption-less drawings because how th3 fuck do I explain this

[iwontknowyouanymore]

imagining bartkon getting a big ass bed for themselves, but only 25% is occupied bc they can’t seem to not hold each other while eeping. ppl have walked into their bedroom tryna clown them, and have reported sightings of a flesh lump in the middle of the bed that seems to be vibrating bc apparently kryptonians can purr when burrito’d with their beloved??? helen tells linda that their snoring has synced. max tells clark that he thinks their heartbeats are feeding off each other. whiteboy wallace has no interest in this conversation, but once catches bartkon eeping after a mission, and they’re glued to each other like otters. it’s terrifyingly endearing. once bart woke up abruptly, and his yellow eyes scared the piss outta clark.

[headcanonforthought]

Cryptid headcanon thing?

Mothman and Bigfoot are in a gay relationship. Bigfoot is pretty sure his family is all dead, but not 100% sure. They're homophobic, hence why he came to the Americas to escape them..so he doesn't like to been seen at all, and definitely not with his now husband.

[antidepressantsandlightcycles]

Argost and munya are dating

Nuff said

[category-five-autism-event]

*Someone mentions SCP-049 and SCP-035*

The SCP Fandom: And they were roommates! Me, in the corner: Oh my god they were roommates-

[poopmcdildos]

@waterdeers plays Baka Mitai for me when they leave for the bathroom irl & vc, I feel like it's the Coco Melon equivalent for my autistic ass 😭😭😭

[kaithewhatever]

Cryptozoology fandom, come get y’all juice.

[fyzinkling]

I really liked the stories and descriptions people were telling me about the “not-deer” and figured my first time meeting one would be a neat story. I should have the next pages out this upcoming week.