#gay work problems

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There's two fucking empty tables in the break room, and you have to choose to sit in the chair next to me. God fucking damnit. I just want to scarf down this fucking donut without worrying about my fucking swallowing be heard because you're so damn close. Sit anywhere else in the room , for the love of god

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So I help do price changing at my work, which is essentially taking down the expired shelf labels, and putting up the new sale tags.

Last week we got this tag that just said “Little Bunn” and none of us could figure out what it was for, and we kept walking around the bakery thinking it was a bread item.

But APPARENTLY it was for a stuffed rabbit. They just fucking abbreviated “Bunny” to “Bunn” and expected us to figure it out.

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A big fucking thing of fabric softener got spilled all over my checkstand and me, and since I'm wearing black, it just looks like someone came on me I'm so mad, but at the same time I smell fabulous

[cakedeficit]

Today one of my coworkers made the mistake of talking to me about dragon age, and another of my coworkers had to physically pull me out of the break room and back to work because I would not stop talking about it.

I think I have a problem.

[cakedeficit]

I JUST found it today is the last day to request vacation time foot the year, so as with every year I asked for finals week off, and wrote next to it "finals and graduation" and when I turned it in my boss was like "that's a black out week" So I was just like "??? I'm graduating that week" and I was about to fight it because fuck you if you try and stop me from graduating But she accepted it (thank god)

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Last night I made some customer laugh so hard she cried. It was after the sportsball game, (and when you live only an hour north of Seattle, you experience the true hell that is almost every single person in the area turning into a bandwagon fan) so most people were upset about the results. Well this customer whispers to me while I'm checking her out "Everyone here is so sad."

And I just whispered back, "I know, it's wonderful." AND SHE JUST FUCKING LOST IT

She gave me a high five and didn't stop laughing until sometime after she left the store.

[cakedeficit]

Allright! Now that that's taken care of, I have to work, since apparently everyone else at my work asked for the day off for sportsball.

[cakedeficit]

Weeehhhhh I have to go back to work in like an hour, and I just got off at 7 this morning......I don't really want to, but at least I have the next three days off.....