warnings: i yap way too much and go off topic. i genuinely think that's the only warning. like, i barely get to the actual headcanons. this is sooo messy. sorry to anyone who wanted actual headcanons, i don't have anyone to yap with, so im subjecting you all to it. maybe some suggestive stuff, but like, nothing crazy or explicit. i think i call taeyang slutty but like, it's not in a mean way, i promise. yes, i am daesung biased.
a/n: i've been a vip since 2015, but my obsession came back in full force after the mama performance. glad ya'll are coming to enjoy these old ass men like i do. also, im tryna make my posts more aesthetic. are we fucking with it or what?
more under the cut!
༺ jiyong
the og sugar daddy fr. TRUST when i say that this man will get you anything and everything you ask for. he is OBSESSED with you. even if you think it's too much, he's just like "who do u think i am? nothing is too much for u 😝" honestly, he's the sweetest guy. especially current-day jiyong. he likes to decorate your place with various paintings and projects that he's made himself. that being said- he doesn't just buy you beautiful expensive gifts- he also loves to gift you cool little handmade things, or one-of-a-kind items of clothing that he designed specifically for you. as for the future of you and him?? marriage?? kids?? living together forever and ever till death do you part?? maybe!! honestly, idk if mr. kwon jiyong is the type of guy to get married, but i think he deserves to be with someone who'll be there for the long run. whether that be marriage, or just a long-term partnership. i can also see him being a fantastic dad omfgggggg. literally every clip i've seen of him with kids, he just treats them so sweetly and gently, i just know he'd be the best dad 😭 so yeah, i luv him and he deserves the world.
༺ seunghyun
did someone say DILF MATERIAL???? (it was me, i did.) GUYS I WANT THAT OLD(er) MAN SO BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. okay, i know he's not that old but i'm like, 18. everyone is old to me. that is soooo besides the point, so imma just get into it. istg people are tryna paint this man as a domineering personality. but like... this guy is peak shy silly introvert. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. I LOVE IT. i just know that this man would ask for your help putting together his outfits in the mornings he had a press conference or interview, and you'd hype him up and he'd get all shy and silly. (i'm going insane) now, if i remember correctly, i think i saw an interview of him saying that he doesn't want to have kids bc he doesn't think he'd be a good dad. but like...i think if he did have kids, he'd literally be the cutest dad everrrrrrr 😭 like, his kid would come home from kindergarten or whatever and show him a picture they colored, and he'd act like it was an absolute masterpiece and put in on the fridge and everything. also, i'm convinced that he'd be the best most romantic husband on the planet!! like, he'd go all out for anniversaries, and birthdays, and valentines day...like, he'd make reservations at a nice restaurant, buy you a beautiful sentimental gift, and KSJHGFLKJDGHODGUIHDGJKLDGJKD i just love thinking about him, but imma stop here so i don't yap for too long 🥲
༺ taeyang
min hyorin, i want your husband. okay, being fr though, we all know that taeyang is a ROMANTIC. THIS MAN IS A D1 YEARNER. he would do literally anything and everything for his partner. in the wise wise words of shinee, he's got romantic in his heart. frfr. honeslty, "headcanoning" him feels kind of strange, bc we already been KNOWN that this man is one of the best living examples of husband-material out there!! but for the sake of fanfic, we'll briefly cast out real-world knowledge from our minds. now, let me yap. this man is the type to wake you up in the morning with breakfast in bed and a kiss on the forehead. not even kidding. i just know he would. he wouldn't tell you the exact time and day he's coming home from tour, so him walking through the door can be a surprise for you every time (he'd come with gifts too, omfg) ofc marriage and kids are 100% on the table with him. now, it's easy to say that bc we all know that irl he has a beautiful little family. but in fanfic world, it still would be!! he's always given off family-man vibes to me, idk about ya'll! yeah, he stays slutting it out on stage, but knows where home is 🙏
༺ daesung
sometimes babygirl is a 35 year old man named kang daesung. for real though, if you've read my smaus about this man, you would know that i see him as a silly little millennial man who barely knows how to work a phone. (probably true, actually) now, don't get me wrong, he may be a silly little guy, but he is FINEEEEEE AS FUCKKKK. i can just imagine it now omfg, he's the type of guy to do the arm thing while backing out of a parking spot, ykwim?? like, where he'd put his arm over the back of the passenger seat and LEANNNNNN to look out the back window?? i think i'm just obsessed with his arms. it's okay. i'm okay. i can move on from this (i can't). now, i feel like this man is notorious for being the single most extroverted introvert on the planet. like, he's so hyped up and silly when he's filming his show and on stage, but then i imagine at the end of the day, he comes home, and just wants to be taken care of and cuddled. omfg. social battery DRAINEDDDDDD he's just like me frfr. speaking of coming home at the end of the day, did someone say HUSBAND MATERIALLL????? I DID. I DEFINITELY DID. i honestly think that although he's super goofy and out there, he might just be one of the top contenders for the top spot on the husband material tier list amongst these guys. i can just see him being wholly and completely devoted to his partner, learning to cook their favorite dishes, and treating them like they hang the sun and moon and all that. ALSO, absolutely would be a fantastic dad. like, he'd be the goofiest, sweetest, most understanding dad on the planet. also another that would support his kid in everything and anything they did. buying all the materials needed for whatever hobby or sport they're interested in, and cheering them on every step of the way. i can't go on any longer bc this will end up being WAY too long. but yeah. daesung rules.
for the sake of our king returning,,, have some soft jiyong headcanons (I know im late but who cares)
• jiyong is such a gentle lover!!! he definitely treats you like youre some delicate flower
• very very soft spoken in your presence! incredibly shy as well, even after multiple years or even decades together
• loves to do even the smallest things for you
• you standing in front of a mirror, ready to brush your hair? why should you? just let him handle it
• loves the quiet intimacy of it! will oh so gently brush and caress your hair with the most loving expression
• this man loves you so much, he would quite literally give the shirt of his back for you
• will also massage you if you hint at being in pain, or just put some moisturizer on you
• just this innocent intimacy yk? he loves that
• he's also a yapper cause he knows that with you he can simply be himself and spout the dumbest shit without having to worry about what you might think of him
• couple outfit are definitely a must and basically unavoidable,,, he just can't help but imagine you in everything he wears/trys on and always!!! ends up buying you the same clothes or if available, the ones from the women's section
• adores to style you and is always so so flattered if you ask his opinion on something
• always has his hands on you! even if its just fixing your collar or necklace
• will put your hair behind your ears
• definitely enjoys holding your hand, when youre out links your pinkies together
• is more reserved when in public, so it's unlikely he will be all over you but holding your hand or linking pinkies just gives him some kind of security and safety
• listen he's sometimes quite insecure, mostly because of his anxiety so having your hand in his in public, you being near him and reassuring him this way or with a single look that just screams "I'm here and I love you" just means the world to him
• has a whole folder of just candid pictures and videos of you, which he cherishes highly
• when he's away he will literally sit down somewhere and look through all of it, with that little smile of his
• big in gift giving cause while he's not shy to tell you straight up he loves you, it sometimes just seems more meaningful
• before you he wasn't as lucky with love so he just thinks words could be empty at some point but going out of his way to think of something to gift, especially if it's maybe handmade just truly shows his love for you
• so yeah, he sits down and writes songs about and for you
• and honestly? if he truly could, he'd give you his whole heart just to prove that you're everything to him
• whenever he's performing somewhere, be it his own concert or at an (award) show he always mentions you
• if he's receiving an award, his thank you speech basically consists of your name
• when yall first got together, he announced it real quick, not giving a damn about the potential backlash
• honest to god, he couldn't care less, he wants everyone to know you're his and who's the muse that inspires him day in day out
• obviously will not tolerate any kind of harassment against you but he's just so happy to be with you and it would be inconceivable to hide you away
• clingy as hell at home
• you tryna lay down on the couch? yeah, not without him
• youre his personal pillow, should've thought about that before dating him hah
• but honestly, he loves to be close and just feel you, your warmth. your smell that immediately puts him at ease, that reminds him of home
• yall would be just lying on the sofa, you then jiyong on top of you, head resting on your chest or stomach and your kitties sprawled everywhere
• definition of pure bliss to him
• loves to bring you whenever he meets with daesung and taeyang, he relishes in the fact that your close with his brothers
• doesn't mean he won't get sulky if your attention is on one of them for too long
• not exactly jealous but he will feel left out at some point and tries to get your attention on him again
• probably will randomly touch your hand or laugh and lean into you, his own way of saying "hey, I know you don't mean to, but im here and I want your attention"
• he's just too precious
• speaking of, he's normally not the jealous type
• his age and your general relationship (which is very stable and mature, thank you very much) let's him be confident enough to not really worry about anyone
• but he certainly does have his not so great moments where he feels threatened and god, no one wants to be part of that
• as gentle hearted as he his, once he's mad, especially because some person thinks they can get a go at you, it's basically over
• will let everyone and their momma know he's pissed off
• he's lowkey hot like that ngl
• if that happens though, jiyong quickly looses his shy `act` and mans is alllll over you
• will basically make out with you if necessary
• mostly he just won't leave your side, like some guard dog, showing teeth to anyone in range
• will want to marry you as well as have kids
• probably his biggest wish is to start a real family with you
• to the point the word "wife" slips a little too often from his lips
• sometimes calls you wifey purposefully
• has the biggest breeding kink ever
• thats a fact for another time though
this man better start showing up on my front door so I can put a ring on him geez
