#gecko rambles

[chameliyun]

I feel like that one post about the person who was really annoyed about being attracted to david corenswet but about mollymauk tealeaf. like of course you're attracted to the laid-back pansexual tiefling with a vaguely irish accent whose shirt is open most of the way down his chest. of course you like the one who puts on a show for others' sake and keeps the peace and helps the less fortunate for no personal gain. no really, tell me more

[gecko-omo]

okay so ive had like this idea ive been thinking about lately

where theres a kingdom or something that has its own mythology, and in late summer theres a celebration for the goddess of the rain and sea and the goddess of the moon.

the two goddesses are married, and theres a story in the mythology where one of the two are made to hold their bladder by the other for a long time. i havent worked out all the details yet

im torn on if i want it to be the sea forcing the moon to hold it and the phases of the moon represent the state of her bladder, or if i want to play with the whole moon controls the tide thing.

theres a big celebration on the day of the late summer full moon, where it takes on a yellow hue. they celebrate the generosity of the rain goddess by drinking as much as they can, and holding it all within themselves even as their bladders are bulging.

once night starts to fall theres a ceremony under the moonlight, where they all gather on the beach or near the closest body of water and strip off their clothes and lay on the ground, showing off their distended bladders to the moon goddess until the moon is at its highest in the sky, where they then gather around a giant basin where the high preistesses of both the moon and sea lead them in a prayer before everyone releives themselves in tandem, giving back their water to the sea goddess.

[agitatedgecko]

Genuinely afraid that the Poorest Little Meow Meow results (MeowMeowGate?) has kickstarted the jokerfication of the entire Disco Elysium fandom

[runawaybouqet]

wdy tumblr and wdy twitter should fight one day

[lostnfinding]

fuck you, my child is completely fine

your child uses fanfics to escape reality and feel something

[gecko-sims]

Coming soon...

[chameliyun]

i wanna shoot 2-factor authentication into the sun like what do you MEAN i have to type in a stupid little fucking code to access literally everything in my life now. also my bank website updated and it's shit now i hate technology

[agitatedgecko]

Started playing Disco Elysium and am feeling a special way about Kim Kitsuragi. Like I loved him from the start but assumed that a lot of his character and the love the fandom has for him was an exaggeration. But there really is something special in the way that he looked at the fucking mess Harry Dubois was—in being intimidated by children, being laughed at by his coworkers for being incompetent, and pretending to be a paranormal investigator—and decided to sell something special to him just so Harry could have a place to sleep for the night. I’ve been trying to play Harry straight, almost as a project of redemption, and to have an NPC seemingly see that and genuinely appreciate it is so special