#gee willickers

[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

I keep having a reoccurring dream where Orin Scrivello, specifically the movie version, holds me down against the dentist chair and slowly rips out each and every one of my teeth and now I’m beginning to think he’s either out to get me from across realities, or I have some issues I need to work out with a therapist.

I’m starting to think it’s the latter.

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[nuctua-larc]

giggling to myself whilst thinking of various iterations of gadzooks

[dichotomoustessellations]

Build a bar where everyone drinks hard absinthe and eats vegan chicken nuggets and then practices kung fu in a padded room in the back. Arcade machines also

[avid-idiot]

oh my :0

[cryptic-hq]

The masculine urge to workout only to beat someone in arm wrestling

[milo-dusty]

yo reblog my less than reputable pictures I want attention and I want strangers to be like "well by golly that sweet gals a cutie pie!"

[gallons-of--the-stuff]

Dang 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 this end of semester depression 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻sure is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 somethin'

[argumate]

Man, it’s weird to begin a sentence with man.

Boy, it’s fairly strange to begin a sentence with boy too.

Girl, now I sound like Ryan Gosling.

Woman, makes me think of Mike Myers doing beat poetry. WOE-MAN!

Human, is just not an expression of surprise no matter how you say it.

Golly, yeah that’ll do it.