I love vampires, I loved watching Vampire diaries growing up, My Babysitter's a Vampire was one of my faves. When they didn't continue it I was pretty sad. As I get older though I feel like I've lost interest in fictional vampires. There's just so many real ones out there, or at least real bloodsuckers. Not everyone one of us is like that y'know.
I wake up, brush my teeth, eat breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a snack, another snack, you get the point. But I'm not a Vampire, I'm just a guy with fangs. Vampires are those people who drain humans the most, other humans who do more damage than I possibly could. I mean do you see me doing any emotional draining?
So anyway, it’s 3am and I'm getting ready for bed at the ripe old time of witching hour. They say bats sleep better at that time or something, beauty sleep, whatever. I’m getting distracted. I was getting ready for bed, coffin actually but yeah, my bed. And when I opened it I found garlic, who would garlic in my bed. That's insane. Are you trying to season me?? The worst part is when I went to take it out, wearing gloves of course, I don’t know where that’s been. He grabbed me and pulled me into the coffin. Who’s ‘He’ you ask well I don’t know, it’s hard to ask when you’ve got a stake to your neck. Usually I wouldn’t even have a guy in my bed, I swing the other way and fuck- that really hurts. “Could you maybe not try to kill me in my own home??” I pleaded with the odd man while he held the stake against my neck, he looked disgusted at the mere sight of me, as if I'm some kind of scum. How could I be disgusting, I’m a great guy. “You’ll drain me if I do.” He said like an absolute fucking idiot, he was in my house. Of course I’m going to drain him, he deserves it. I didn’t tell him that though, I retracted my fangs. Smiling sweetly at the man, he’s not much eye candy though so it took a lot out of me, “With what fangs?” The way he scowled at me was a little insulting. I always thought my acting skills were great, but clearly this isn’t an ‘Out of sight, out of mind’ kind of situation, is it?
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