#geekkitchen

[laura-lightning]

So yesterday I decided that I my Spiderman cup who lives on my Keurig was lonely so I decided to pick up a single serve Spiderman coffee maker and it came with this little (12oz) Spiderman cup and I can’t wait to try him out. • • • • • #yeg #spiderman #geekygirl #geekkitchen #loveit #favoritethings #coffee https://www.instagram.com/p/B5bH5sngxSt/?igshid=owwfrwnhohyh

[treacletiger]

#geekkitchen #mightbegettingabitmuchnow https://www.instagram.com/p/BmRGZETAkxY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s6c5r01gfxey

[kittymenace]

Cooking a #mexican / #italian mashup for the NYE dinner party. Time to break out the 'mexican' apron. . . #lospollos #lootcrate #geekkitchen #dinnerparty #fusionfood #breakingbad #butfixinggoodfood

[cozinhando-fantasias]

Potinhos do Charlie Brown e Woodstock para deixar sua cozinha mais bonita! #snoopy #charliebrown #woodstock #cozinhageek #cozinha #geekkitchen #geek #kitchenstuff #tappurware #kitchen #decoracao #decoration #cozinhandofantasias

[xtcfriedchicken]

Depression Brownies

Yep, you read that right.  This is the saddest fucking brownie recipe ever.It's meant to be eaten in a bubble bath while listening to music or books on tape. Or in a bathrobe on the couch, while watching movies/Netflix binge-ing and realizing you haven't showered in three days. Seriously, I'd call it Prozac Brownies, but I'm pretty sure those pills aren't heat-stable.

4 tablespoons flour

4 tablespoons sugar

2 tablespoons water

2 tablespoons cocoa powder

4 tablespoons melted butter

1/4 teaspoon salt

Combine dry ingredients in a microwave safe mug. Stir. Add wet ingredients and mix well. Microwave for 60 to 90 seconds, or until sorta puffy and not wet on top.  Top with whatever's handy -- marshmallow fluff, peanut butter, nutella, chocolate chips, fruit, coconut shreds, breakfast cereal... Basically just make yourself content and eat it.

[xtcfriedchicken]

Flatbread

This stuff evolved from a Jesus cracker recipe, and has been cooked by many a witch. I'd serve it with melted butter, or  peppered olive oil. Hella tasty.

 1 1/3 cups flour

1/4 cup + 2 tablespoons water

2.5 tablespoons vegetable oil

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/4 teaspoon salt

herbs and spices appropriate to current tastes

Combine ingredients. Preheat oven to 500. Press onto a greased pan or pizza stone. Bake for 10 minutes. Slice, tear, break, etc. Just eat it. 

[xtcfriedchicken]

Broccoli Soup (with cheese)

Shamelessly swiped from Gordon Ramsay, then bastardized.

1lb fresh raw broccoli

1 tsp salt

1 metric fuckton of cheese

Boil  broccoli until soft. Drain, but retain water. Puree in blender, slowly adding a small amount of retained water. Return to pot on low heat. Slowly add cheese until you're happy. Optional: Add a small amount of milk for a creamier broccoli soup.

[xtcfriedchicken]

Beer Bread

This makes a great accompaniment to the previous recipe -- the chili! It's easy, kinda heavy, and will hold up to a bunch of cheese.

3 cups self-rising flour

3 tablespoons sugar

12 ounces beer

1/4 cup melted butter

Blend flour, sugar, and beer.  Pour into greased 9 x 5 loaf pan. Bake 30 minutes, then coat with melted butter. Bake for 10 more minutes. Remove from oven when crust sounds hollow when thumped.