#general trek

[soongtypeloverboy]

vulcans probably have large immediate families with 7 year age gaps between children. spock being an only child is an anomaly in vulcan society, but thats due to him being half human and thus most likely a difficult pregnancy.

[table-top-romulan-playing-games]

Tbh ppl who come up with canon aliens or headcannons for aliens that keep them with in the strict M/F sex dichotomy are Cowards.

Like, ignoring genders, I'm talking about biological sex. Like Y'all are cowards if you think all humanoid or vaguely humanoid lifeforms are gonna have a strict M/F dichotomy, HUMANS don't even have that strict dichotomy, why u think aliens gonna have it.

Like the Vulcans could have 4 distinct sexes and recognised sexes

Romulans could have 8 or more standard sexes considering they had to do some gene editing work during their 200+ year sundering space travel to keep the gene pool from collapsing and keep the babies coming. Hell they could have 8 and each one has 3 official variations.

Klingons could have 1 distinct sex with 13 different genders and being the one who gets pregnant is just a preference.

Andoria has got 2 distinct types of andorians, probably both have a combine 20 distinct sexes.

Why are y'all so into the binary... Pls, stop trying to make aliens just humans with different green or blue blood. I promise, a different type of sex and genitalia is still fuckable for you alien fuckers out there.

[table-top-romulan-playing-games]

Tbh, I get the whole wanting to make the Klingons the “space orcs”, but like, if you are going off of Tolkein, i really do not see the connection...

and IMHO if we switch it to DnD CLASSES and go off of Klingon culture and their system of honor and being warriors...

They are more likely to be Fighters. Fighters tend to be honorable and fight with a code. Klingons don’t just “hulk smash” things like Barbarians tend to do, they do value art, literature, music, especially the opera. Klingons would be a team of Fighter, probably apart of the soldier subset divided into sects of soldiers controlled by a powerful family, rather than a singular ruler.

As for the other species: Vulcans would be Wizards; A class that learns magic by studying the inner workings and the properties of how language and energy combine to make a powerful spell. Romulans would also choose fighter, definitely soldiers beholden to one praetor Ruler, but they would also dabble in magic, perhaps some becoming Eldritch Knights or alchemists. Bajorans, some would be clerics, others would be fighters, but most would be rangers.

let DnD into your star trek

[table-top-romulan-playing-games]

I’m crying ya’ll, I forgot that Vulcan Furniture is just Hard Modern furniture with cushions just strapped on. No cushion cover, no sheet, just a cushion and some straps

(pic from @capsfromtrek)

LOOK AT THIS!

Meanwhile on Romulus

Comfiest fuckin furniture in the galaxy. it probably comes with a butt warmer.

When the Sundering happened, the Vulcans made the Romulans leave their sense of fashion behind, and the Romulans stole all the good furniture.

this is the real reason unification needs to happen, the Romulans need to save the Vulcans from their awful decorating skill, and the Vulcans need to save the Romulans from horrid fashion.

[table-top-romulan-playing-games]

*sneaks into nasa where they have been sending radio messages to possible alien life*

*quickly types out message to the 7 habitibal planets we just found that reads; Hello, if this is the Vulcans, please do not make formal first contact if u get here while the evil orange peel is in office, he may start the mirrorverse... But pls take me with u if you do visit...*

*sets it on loop so that hopefully they will pick it up before they arrive*

*Is removed by Nasa who go to erase the message but instead adds: Pls tell us how to make warp drive so we can escape too*

[table-top-romulan-playing-games]

The Sundering happened because the Vulcans put pineapple on their pizza

[table-top-romulan-playing-games]

The Sundering

Vulcans: We must become more peaceful and stop destroying eachother! For the sake of our survival, we must.

Future Romulans: kay, we got you fam...

Vulcans: And we must do it by giving up all emotion, and become pacifists!

Future Romulans: ......

Vulcans: ..........

Future Romulans: I just think its funny how....