#general uzi

[forgivemeomycyns]

uzi is ugly

You're robo-god damn right! Come say it to my face, fleshbag!

[forgivemeomycyns]

Dear Gen Uzi,

Not sure if you got that memo, but we are sending the newly repaired uninitiated DDs home (Around 70). Comes with the latest upgrades and better fire power.

We will be working on the more enough and you can reuse them whatever you like. If you like, you can have Vernoica to check their quality or something.

Please give our brothers and sisters a home in C9.

Thank you. :) - COL Justice.

Thanks! I'll check them out myself, Colonel Justice. I'll give them a good home and Doc Cyn will monitor their health and development.

My plan is to have an overwhelming show of force. In case the fleshies get any ideas of retaking the planet. We want them to visit and live here but they have to respect the drones that live here to.

I'm really better suited to the hands on stuff. I was more effective hopping from place to place saving people. I enjoyed talking to the kids. Maybe I should be a teacher.

You were right, I got a lot to learn about being a military leader.

-Gen Uzi

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Uzi teleports into @evilkingsombra's world and creates [Null] large enough to collapse a planet core.

"Let's see you outrun this, stinky dead horse fucker!"

The small back hole consumes Sombra's castle, pulling it in piece by piece sucking in everything around it until he himself is sucked screaming into the void crushed with his castle and his armies and Uzi laughs. "HOW BOUT THAT WORLD WITH NO SHADOW, ASSHOLE?!"

Uzi slowly closes her fist shrinking the null down to the size os a pea before crushing it between her fingers.

"As a wise man once said, some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate up hill." She returns to her normal self and teleports out.

And it's over. Sombra is dead and the war is done.

[forgivemeomycyns]

Yo Sister Uzi,

Just checking to ask if that crazy smoke horse is actually dead, and we actually drop-kicked him earlier. Twilight's a little paranoid at the moment. Thanks. - Justice.

Dear Justice, I created a giant black hole so big it swallowed his castle, himself and the bulk of his forces. And then I shrunk it down and ate it.

No friendship lasers, no challenging him to a duel. No epic battle into Mordor to fight the big bad, I just fucking ate him. Sorry if i didn't video tape it. I tossed two nukes at this guy and his castle learned to fly. He copied Cyn's S.D.D.D.s and made us fight ourselves. I just wanted hm gone. I understand people are still dying in he aftermath. I did what I could. I'm doing what I can. Please give Twilight my fondest regards.

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I can't believe you punched me in the fucking eye, you great golden bitch!

I tried tah hug ye, and ye pinched me bloody bow, right off me noggin, an FUCKING ate it, luv.

YE SHOULDN'TA DONE THAT!

OI, You've had the hump, long enough, lassie. NOW, quit yur grousing, summon up yer demons, and bloody lay one on me, back, ye daft emo urchin! Sprog. Moppet. Ankle-biting ungrateful STILL Annoying brat!

Uh, Translation please? You're fucking worse than Doll!

When I figure out what you just fucking said, I'm gonna tear your giggle box out, again, you, lame limey loser!

[forgivemeomycyns]

Uzi appears a good 200yrds behind @evilkingsombra's Dr. Fusion

and reaches out her with her Solver and vibrates the molecules beneath his feet to such an intensity that the ground beneath his feet becomes molten to around 1500°C (2700°F), hot enough to melt steel or a T-1000

"GET SNUCK UP ON, ASSHOLE!"

"HE HE HE HEEEE!" The robots legs are melted up to his neck, where Uzi closes her fist and cools the lava. She then proceeds to rub her metal ass in his face. "Hasta la vista, baby." and then uses her Solver to melt the head into the rest of the puddle. "Always wanted to say that, no idea what it means. HA HA HA!" She teleport's out back to home base.

[forgivemeomycyns]

Uzi Is Beautiful

Yes I am! Oh, I mean, eww, I totally hate that you said that! Grr!

[forgivemeomycyns]

Good evening Commander Uzi and Family! How are you all doing tonight? You are well yes? I sincerely apologize for not being on here recently and active with ye lot…..I have been dealing with Work being stressful and chaotic…..and other personal matters. But I wanted to pop in to see how you are all doing. Oh!, I hope you all had a lovely Valentine’s Day with ye beloveds as well😊❤️. Love you all so much and have a pleasant good night ^^!

He Doc! What up?

I'm not going to get the whole family on, Doc. We'd be here all night. A lot has happened since you last messaged us. The family is growing at an exponential rate. Dr. Cyn and her fiance, they adopted a younger Cyn she named Cyndi and stole a Worker J and a butler drone kid from two other timelines. I got a kid from a future me an N, I think. He pops in randomly. J's waiting on the Tessa clone. There's @the-other-j Justice, her daughters Charlene and Beatrice. Valentina, Kestrel and Noah Elliott who we are bringing into our polycule to make it 4. I'm sure i'm forgetting some people. OH and Nathaniel got a pet robot deer who was a scout for an enemy smoke horse wanabe king who I rocked up and killed with a null. It was awesome! But the war really drained us all.

and on that note,

Goodnight.