#geoffacakes

[bad-comic-art]

Rob Liefeld off the shits

[realtransfacts]

Hiya, I’m a trans dude thinking of getting a packer- where do I start??? I feel really out of my depth.

Something from here might help? https://realtransfacts.tumblr.com/post/178598960262/questingqueer-what-is-packing-packing-is

Uppercasechase1 on youtube also has a lot of reviews of different packers!

[anti-anti-anti-things]

Feel free to HaHa at geoffacakes being a transmisogynist, but here is your reminder that trans women can not be TERFs. To call a trans woman a TERF is to literally blame us for our own oppression. When you're TME and you call trans women TERFs for whatever bullshit reason you pull out of your ass, you reveal your "allyship" to be performative and meaningless.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

Blue 💙 dont take it personally tho

LMAO

[kiraraneko]

geoffacakes replied to your photoset “The stretch goals have been getting demolished lately! Here’s a look...”

Are you planning on adding anymore stretch goals?

Yes indeed! There are still SIX unlockables we have yet to reach! They are as follows:

Check out what has already been funded and all the extra goodies on [Kickstarter]!

[littlemonstersau-blog]

Heya Bill! I’ve got a question regarding the physical pain that you may or may not experience. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever gotten stuck in your eye and how did you get it out?

Bipper: Ugh, I’ll have to go with that one time I got an entire brood of Vortocientz parasites stuck behind my eye. They crawled up and tangled themselves in the nerves and- oh GODDSSS even just remembering it its making me wanna dissolve my own matter into goo. I had to tear my own eye out nerve by nerve, careful not to open any wounds that would let those monsters inside me, it was by far the worst thing I’ve ever had to experience.The closest thing I know of that exists in this planet are those blister beetle larvae things that luckily only target flying insects. Seriously, don’t look up videos of those or you’ll get NIGHTMARES worse than what I can give you; because those exist. But if you dare look them up imagine those things, crawling all behind my one magnificent eye, scratching with their tiny claws ughghhhhhhhh. Honestly, I don’t even know why my past self left the memory of this horrid occurrence behind instead of some other more important information I am missing right now!!! What purpose does this memory have?? To keep me from getting Vortocientz parasites in my eyes again??? They’re invisible!!! And only exist in a single dimension, where they’re overflowing it!!! I can’t see them coming but they’re super easy to avoid, just don’t go into that damned dimension! Could have just kept that info instead of the vissghhaAAAAGHH!!!

[chickenoftheday]

I come to this blog to feel safe among the Ladies ™, thank you for the relaxing posts.

[obaewankenope]

Just block em mate, they’re clearly provoking you 🤷‍♂️

Well yeah. But the thing is, it’s not provoking if I’m poking them back. Then it’s entertainment. For me. Mostly. But still, alas, all things grow boring eventually and I have too big a migraine to bother with them for long. Blocked them and others too.