#geralt shitpost

[comfyswitcherblanketfort]

Not to be that bitch but Geralt is a sweet sensitive soul who is also a frat boy who drinks his respect women juice and I want him to rail me into the next millennium

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I just want to write a story where Geralt is on the same himbo level as Jason from “The Good Place”. Like he’s an amazing and intelligent Witcher and he’s great at his job but the second he turns off Monster Hunting Mode the braincells just...flee.

Jaskier has to pause a performance to keep him from getting talked into joining a pyramid scheme. Yen has to stop him from buying “magic earrings” that will make him better in bed (they are just regular earrings and she DOES turn the merchant into a bird). 

Ass Thicc, Tiddy Good, Heart Big, Heady Empty.

[oh-for-fic-sake]

[bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher]

Geralt Roger Eric du Thot Bellegarde

- Jaskier, probably

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Redanian Intelligence: There have been several confirmed reports of Geralt being tied to a tree by unidentified captors. Smoke machines and fake snow are also present on the set.

Me, who is Into That:

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Did anyone else catch the sneak peek of Geralt’s new orchestral Theme for S2? I’m dropping the link in case anyone missed it.

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My wonderful coworker @thethreepagescepter​ and I came up with this this idea and I just...