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@newnamesamecharlotte said in the group chat that this picture of Joey Batey looked like the cat that “always wants to be let out and then back in again” so...
his new hit single EP
I love all these fics of jaskier tending to geralt's or any witcher's hair and they make me extremely jealous
I want a hunky bard to hum as he runs his hands through my hair 🥺
Listen, y’all. Jaskier & the Goose from Untitled Goose Game? Same FERAL energy.
This fellow:
And this fellow:
SAME ENERGY.
We allll know that Jaskier screeches, struts his stuff, goes where he shouldn’t, does what (or who 👀) he shouldn’t, and would throw down with a hoe at the drop of a hat. And that’s all very sexy of him. Same. Feral. Energy.
Geralt: Dress appropriately, Kaer Morhen gets cold. I don’t want you to freeze before you meet my brothers.
Jaskier:
Geralt: 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I miss you. Please come back to me. I'm so sorry. I am a fool in Witcher's clothing.
Jaskier, to his audience: There ain't no way to hide your bottom lying eyes...
Geralt watching Jaskier take his shirt off:
Wake me up inside
Save meeeeee
Idk how it took me so long to have this thought but Jaskier is essentially just the human version of Sandy from "Annie".
Geralt's like: "Dumb bard, why are you following me? I ain't gonna feed you."
Meanwhile Jaskier is literally just chasing tail.
