Jul 7, 2022
pro of being me: makes excellent marinara sauce
cons of being me: can’t eat marinara sauce or you risk +30 poison damage
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pro of being me: makes excellent marinara sauce
cons of being me: can’t eat marinara sauce or you risk +30 poison damage
It’s spring time, and you know what that means! All the people with gerd look at the trendy high waisted clothes and cry.
Parent: You know how much pain I'm going through just having to watch you like this???
Me: ....What about me? I actually have to go through it!
Parent: Believe it or not not everything is about you!
Me:
Hurrhg i should NOT have eaten pizza oh my godddd my stomach hates me rn
Me:
My esophagus:
Lame. I’m calling it quits on the drinking because I have heartburn and can’t find the tums. I think I left them at the hotel.
Yay to doctors doing fuck all. -.-
my throat hurts and I just want to sleep but I keep coughing and I feel like I have a cold