#german dude

[whenstarlightfadedin]

Luca Heubl, German Model

[ratmanslair]

No he is not snufkin, he got a flute 😎😎🪈🪈🪈

[deftxnxs]

stupid german punk skaterboys suck

I'd give soooo much money to be able to punch this one guy in the face. Seriously dude scrape your lousy ass life together and make up your mind.

[echo-of]

This German dude can't believe in the ridiculousness of the so-called " daddy long legs". Amazing

[hitlersmissingnut]

so my day

okay so most teachers, for the couple weeks of school don't assign seats. Or some teachers don't, idk.    ANYWAYS, in Drivers Ed, we don't have assigned seats yet and I only know one person in that class which is Kristian. and usually this black dude sat in front of us and the rest of the seats were empty. We still have new kids coming in so they took the empty seats in front of us.    This one dude who sat in front of me had a heavy accent so he turned to me and Kristian and was like "hey my names Nicholi" I dont know how you spell it okay. And He said he was from Germany and what not. He then turned to me and said "You seem really nice, are you Filipino?" and I said "oh, no I'm Japanese." THEN HE SAID "OH..... I HATE JAPANESE, THEY KILLED MY GRANDFATHER IN WORLD WAR II" THEN TURNED AWAY.

UM LOOK HERE I WASNT EVEN ALIVE THEN AND THAT WAS HOW MANY YEARS AGO?????????

OH AND AFTER THAT, I USE THIS SHOULDER BAG THAT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER BECAUSE OF MY FRIEND WHO DREW ON IT AND IT WONT COME OFF AND HE LOOKED AT IT AND SAID "WHY IS THIS HERE" AND I WAS LIKE "MY FRIEND DREW ALL OVER IT AND IT WONT COME OUT, SO ITS STUCK LIKE THAT" AND HE SAID "DO YOU NEED SOMEONE KILLED" OMFG HELP ME

[legend-of-siena]

July 3: Happy birthday, Franz Kafka.

[yourjustweird]

You really need to watch this shit. I'm dying 😂😂😂

[sexypixie-blog-blog]

I found this thoroughly amusing thank you to the anon who sent me this