#german shitposting

[luxis-txt]

nsfw jaja kenne ich

norden

süden

fosten

westen

[asphor]

"GASTSPIEL" verkündet das Banner des Staatsschauspielhauses.

"CASTIEL" lese ich im vorbeifahren und denke mir 'huh krass hätt ich nicht mit gerechnet aber sure, gibt's noch karten?'

[love-ardour-anarchism]

yeah babe i know i made fun of sloppy joe and "just sausage and ketchup" american style hotdogs

i'm sorry, I have a confession to make, pwomise you won't get mad... we have a thing in Germany thats literally just a thick slice of meat brick in a bun, usually served with ketchup

and yes, we call it "meat cheese" or "liver cheese", no there's no cheese in it, no liver either

[custom-coffins]

This has been done before but idc, I can and will forever post for the voices and they think it's funny

[policyoftruth]

Pride flag für alle die sich nicht zwischen Rotkohl und Blaukraut entscheiden können. Ist doch eh alles eig lila <3

[actual-haise]

Bielefeld

[evelynhug0]

Es ist immer schön, eine natürliche Gelegenheit zu nutzen, um etwas über Physik zu lernen!

[pigeonriot]

one of my childhood heroes and role models to. this. day. is Bernd das Brot ofc, because during my childhood, he was the only one showing his top surgery scars on television so openly and that has given me so much confidence <3