Jun 2, 2020
When someone asks how hot it is today and someone else answers that it is 36°C and everybody within earshot starts humming? That's Germany, babey!
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When someone asks how hot it is today and someone else answers that it is 36°C and everybody within earshot starts humming? That's Germany, babey!
Friend 1: Sie sagt Darling mit so einem englischen Akzent. Also eher so Darling
Me: Achso. Oi Mate
Friend 1: Bist du dumm oder so?
Me: Ach ne
Friend 2: Das ist doch Austral.... Wie heißt es noch mal? Ach ja, Australianisch
Friend 1&Me: Was
When someone calls a character a BAMF on tumblr
And ur just like,,,.. Bundesamt für Migration und Flüchtlinge??, what
Driving in Germany
You know your driving in Germany when someone overtakes you with 150 km/h or higher..
Probelm # 237 for Germans
Me: What the fuck is brathering?
Me: ......
Me:.....
Me: Oh, Brat-Hering
#Germanproblems
When your teacher gives you a reading assignment and you find out it's not even connected to the abiturrelevante Materialien
Littlegermanptoblems
When your teacher tells you to read a book and you find out it's not even connected to you abiturrelevante Materialien
somehow I managed to turn in 15 pages in my 4 hour history exam and still get a 5+ 😊🔫 I know it's about quality not quantity but damn how tf could I get just about everything wrong