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Why can’t I be the person that I want to be?
I want to be a morning person getting things done asap. What do I do? Lay on the couch thinking about the things that I could a chief.
So I was manslpained about the #metoo movement
Okay so first of all , You have to know, that I f*uckn love dirty jokes and I love to talk about sexuality , because what is wrong about talking about things like this ?
I am a surgeon assistant , so basically I am helping the surgeon to get trough with his operation.
So while we where doing an operation we were casually doing smalltalk and somehow we were talking about boob jobs. ( I mean it just happens you know ). The surgeon and everyone else in the operating room and I were friends , going out and spending our free time together , so we were talking about things we are actually talking about when we are not at work.
So boobs where the thing of the day. We were talking about people we know had boob jobs or getting any other plastic surgery done nothing was off. I told them that I really wanted a boob job to , cause small bewbs are not what I wanted for my hole life
While this conversation went on a college of mine entered the room and listened to the conservation. Dirty jokes where involved things where said everyone was laughing and was having a great work time because boooiy it gets stressful in here.
After everything was done this special college took me aside and told me that the casual small talk that was just happening was an undianable #metoo situation and that he was gonna report it.
I was shocked
I felt save in my environment, I was laughing my ass of and I didn’t have any fear to share my thoughts with my colleagues and friends. And also I felt safe after this dirty conervsation happened , because we were having fun. (There was nothing like dirty talk or something jus so you know)
The reason I was shocked is because a guy felt so unsafe of the situation , because of what people would think and that he could be associated with this specific conversation.
I don’t like this type concern. Guys I was *pissed*. I know the #metoo movement and I felt horrible about the stories and actions that where made public but I was never the woman that wanted to make other man feel unsafe about there job or work environment because I was the one making the jokes !
I am really afraid about the future that is gonna happen because everyone and not just the male population of this world is afraid to say out loud what they’re thinking.
I know there have to be manners and the relationship you have to the other person is a big role you have to think about , but what is about the normal living you can have and the jokes and the fun without worrying about what would happen if somebody would follow your conversation ?
I am writing this because I want to know some input about this , was I the one who did something wrong is this new society something people can’t compete to or is everything hits surreal ?
I didn’t want my colleague to feel like he did something wrong because he heard the harmless conversation. I don’t want to feel anybody insecure about the conversation he has with me , please write your answer
When I'm drunk, I really enjoy eating cheese
Drunk girl texting
So this is going to be long , so take your time. I am happy, but I am not. I am in love. I am really with all my heart. I am 21 years old AND I love live. I really do. I love working. And I am good at what I am doing. I like being good at work, because i fucking love my job. But here is the thing. I know people my age who are searching for things they love and I , I don't get it. They are searching, because the thing they would like to do most don't get you the most amount of money ?!??! I mean yes , you need money to survive , but you can make every amount of money you want if you are passionate enough. Why not invest your time and passion to do the things that you love and be happy ?!? I was so fucking nervous about starting my job and I fuckin love it. I tried , I trusted in myself and I am alive in every way you can possibly imagine. I have everything to do so and I am currently working on some other things. So here is the deal. Be afraid , be passionate and risk whatever you can to fulfill your dream. Your personal dream is better than everything that you can ever achieve in life. Live your Dream , whatever it takes. You will e thankful of "your younger me".
I finally understand
Ok so today I was at subway getting lunch. There was a mom with her child in front of me. The subway guy asked THE CHILD what he would like on his sub. THE MOTHER answered and made the subway guy put things on the child’s sub that the kid clearly didn’t like. The kid was MAD. I would be mad to , I say I don’t like this and someone says : oh no you like it. Why the hell would I allow someone to decide what I like or not ? I get it adults deal with it in a different way ( most times ) but when you see something like this you shouldn’t point it to bad parenting.
Love this. (via Brovegna)
This is awesome.
New YouTube Video!! So many things are made better with an epic soundtrack, and really wanted to get my own, so my good friend, Chris, and I worked together to create one!! Hope you enjoy!!
The one about using your blinker is me 1000% lmao
Tag yourself I’m “butts”
I’m the all the shade being thrown at the end of “The Golden Rule”
boss fight
This guy is clearly a robot. No human could do this.
This is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen.
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You know your driving in Germany when someone overtakes you with 150 km/h or higher..
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NO OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH AMERICA
you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS) to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk
BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP??
TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN GREAT BRITAIN AND A HALF
but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/?
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII
‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC
honestly I love seeing non-American people freak out about the geography of our country
But to be fair there are Americans who are totally freaking out about the European geography.
One time we had a student from America at our school ( I live in Germany ) and we decided to drive to the Netherlands because we wanted to visit amsterdam.
He was really excited but also a little worried because we said it was a day trip. He thought we would be in Amsterdam for just an hour to walk trough the city and drive back.
While we were driving he was asking how long it would take to get there after he heard it was just a two hour drive he lost it. He couldn't believe that we were driving to another country and it just takes two hours.
So I was asked to do this a while ago, and I finally got to record it. After thinking a lot about it, I decided to keep the original pronouns in order to pay respect to the intended singer and context of the song. I truly hope you enjoy it! (SC: Thomas_Sanders)
I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying
Don’t Tell Girls
“You’re too pretty to be single” Why is one person’s idea of ideal aestheticism A basis for a relationship status And furthermore What is so goddamn shameful or pathetic about being single anyway Is confidence and comfort in being by one’s self intimidating to you
“Swearing is unladylike” Bullshit Swears are only words And these words do not negate my intelligence, or passion, or define anything about me as a person or my character Men are never told not to swear Swear as much as you fucking want
“Your standards are too high! Just give him a chance” No You are invalidating a woman’s right to say no She doesn’t need to explain herself to anyone She doesn’t owe anyone anything Ever Everyone should have standards for themselves, and not feel like they need to lower them to please anyone Or be shamed for leading someone on when they know it would never work Because that happens too
“If you dress like that, boys will get the wrong idea” What idea might that be? That women might actually feel beautiful and confident in their own bodies? Heaven forbid Because obviously women’s bodies belong to everyone else except themselves
“Don’t frown - someone might be falling in love with your smile!” Why Is it my responsibility to always smile no matter how I feel I am a human being who is allowed to experience pain, or confusion, or sorrow, or boredom Men are never criticized for having “resting bitch face”
“Short hair makes you look like a boy!” This is assuming That there is one certain way for “boys” and “girls” to look Not so Some boys have long hair, some girls have short hair, some people who are both or neither also have hair Hair has no gender Humans are allowed to look different from each other and express themselves how they like Gender identity and gender expression are not the same
They aren’t “real” girls because they were born with a penis Anyone is a girl who says they are a girl Stop trying to undermine someone’s identity They know themselves better than you do Anatomy and identity are different, and sometimes separate Why are you so obsessed with other people’s genitals anyway
“You’re going to break a lot of hearts one day” Why would you ever Ever Say this to a girl A young, impressionable girl Breaking hearts is not a compliment, or a goal Coming from someone who has broken at least one From simply being honest and being myself It is a burden - a guilt that has been (mis)placed on my shoulders since childhood I never wanted to be labelled a heartbreaker simply for existing
“You don’t want kids? You’ll change your mind one day” No I won’t Even if I do, one day, that doesn’t make my opinion right now any less valid or deserving of respect Stop disbelieving people about their own life choices Also, having children is not a necessary milestone for a successful or fulfilling life
“Don’t have sex before marriage - boys really want a virginal girl” Sure they do And are boys ever held to that same expectation To stay virgins until marriage? Because as women are shamed for “impurity,” boys are applauded for “experience” I love the smell of double standards in the morning
“You shouldn’t wear so much makeup” The natural look is great The makeup look is great The anything you feel like doing or not doing to your own face look is great Let people do whatever they want to their own bodies Whatever makes them feel good Why do you care
“Selfies are just for attention” Maybe Maybe not What’s so wrong about liking attention What’s so wrong about feeling beautiful and confident in your own skin And wanting to share that feeling with others We were taught for so long to hate our bodies What is so threatening about finally loving them
“Cat-calling is flattering! Learn how to accept a compliment!” “I like your hair” is a compliment “You’re a really talented writer” is a compliment The gross, vulgar things that men shout at women they don’t know on the street Are not compliments They are harassment - meant to imply ownership and dominance and even violence Compliments should not make people fear for their lives walking home Compliments should not actually get people killed
- angelxhunter (x)
please boost the fuck out of this.
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Oh my goooOooooOood yeeeessssssss ! They got it , they totally got it. You don't have like the same things all the time but you have to appreciate what your SO loves. Your in love whith him/her so why not try to understand the things they like ? I love this.
At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
Now think about my job. I'm an operation assistant. You stand there holding your arm in someone's abdomen and this song is stuck in your head.