4 (known) husbands of Rohanne Webber
Simon Staunton Rolland Uffering Eustace Osgrey Gerold Lannister
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4 (known) husbands of Rohanne Webber
Simon Staunton Rolland Uffering Eustace Osgrey Gerold Lannister
𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐒 〚8 / 10〛
╰┈➤ ❝ I no longer trust in men, no matter how ample they may seem. I trust in stone and steel and water. I trust in moats, ser, and mine will not go dry. ❞
The only living child of Lord Wyman Webber, Rohanne lost five to six siblings in childhood. After she and her childhood sweetheart, Addam Osgrey, were found kissing, Lord Wyman had her married to one of his squires at only ten years old, or potentially even younger. When he rode out with this squire to fight in the First Blackfyre Rebellion, not only did her husband die, but so did Addam. Her father had her wed multiple times after, often to elderly men who died by accident or age; she became pregnant several times, and either lost the baby or saw them die soon after birth.
On his deathbed, Wyman decreed that if Rohanne would not marry within two years, Coldmoat would go to her cousin. His castellan, who he'd wished to marry Rohanne, was charged to scare away unworthy suitors. The Castellan's efforts, as well as widespread rumours about "the Red Widow" having poisoned her many husbands, deterred most suitors. Upon inheriting Coldmoat, Rohanne had a peasant from Osgrey lands who'd stolen from her own smallfolk executed, for which Ser Eustace Osgrey swore revenge.
During a drought, she had a dam built to ensure her lands remained irrigated. However, this instigated further conflict between Webber and Osgrey, which almost amounted to armed conflict were it not for the intervention of Ser Duncan the Tall. He helped to instigate a reconciliation between Eustace and Rohanne over their shared memory of Addam, amounting in their marriage to both end the feud and ensure Rohanne kept Coldmoat. In the aftermath, Rohanne and Duncan had a brief romantic interaction before parting.
Eustace Osgrey would die soon after their marriage, leading Rohanne to wed Lord Gerold Lannister. Said to have loved her, their marriage brought forth four children, through which Rohanne is both paternally and maternally a grandmother of the current Lannister line. Soon after the birth of their son, Jason Lannister, Rohanne vanished mysteriously; Lady Ellyn Tarbeck would go on to name one of her daughters after Rohanne with the stated intention of spiting Gerold, implying there were suspicions he had something to do with the disappearance of his wife. It is unknown what became of both House Webber and Coldmoat, though it may have continued through her cousins having not passed through her own line.
Lord Tybolt Lannister with his daughter Cerelle Lannister, future Lady of Casterly Rock
as oomfs know i'm lowkey obsessed with these two nothingburger characters and think about them way too often. tybolt design belongs to oomf @/novembermorgon :3
seeing all the different gay dunk ships is lowkey hilarious knowing what the lineup of men for the next book is
like pick your next slash pairing:
dunk x crotchety old (and i mean OLD) man who keeps groaning on about The War and who is dunks boss
dunk x old dude who his dad was friends with and constantly makes inappropriate jokes that make everyone a little uncomfortable
dunk x farting septon
dunk x wat. pick one.
dunk x creepy old guy who keeps trying to force himself on a woman
dunk x the looming shadow of a guy who maybe murdered his brother and 5 year old niece
dunk x Sam Stoops
dunk x guy who knows cpr bc hes from Hell Islands
Rohanne Webber
«You'd best not take any food or drink at Coldmoat, ser. The Red Widow poisoned all her husbands»
gerold (lannister) for the culture (the 2 people who care)
Dunk survives Summerhall?! (6: 44)
My personal theory? Dunk lives out his last few years with the vanished Rohanne Webber. Bittersweet the way GRRM likes things to be. (Would also make him richer than a Lannister in one sense, hehe.)
I really hope that Gerold Lannister (blue beard equivalent of Westeros) married to Rohanne Webber (Her sigil is a FUCKING SPIDER ffs) and that she went "missing" Means that they did their own little Gone Girl (Book) thing