😈 I'm cackling? over this?? But like??? Reverse Jaster Devil Au.
A tiny Mandalorian? No, NO! You misunderstand! JASTER has a tiny, seemingly serene, but ACTUALLY batsgit crazy lil Jettii on his shoulder whispering "....that politician is greedy, corrupt, and Rude. You should punch him. It would feel GOOD to punch him. Do it~ who's gonna stop you? Your men? They ALSO wanna punch this guy~"
Like *sweating in barely holding on to his self control* "I WILL be the mature adult here. I WILL be the mature a adult here!" *pained noises*
It's like if the angel on your shoulder was both a bastard and thrived exclusively on chaos. "You should pick a fight with the Hutt cartels, jaster! Fuck those guys!" And "smash the glass. You know damn well that artifact doesn't belong to them. They stole it from a vulnerable population." And "....you knoooow, those drapes that cost more then most people on this planet make in a DECADE? Look reeeeal flammable. What are the starvation statistics for this planet again? We could probably lock the doors..."
It's not even Tarre Vizsla! What? Is he TOO BUSY to haunt the fuckin Mand'alor? Who is this lost, sassy child?!
YOUR LAUGHING?! THAT POOR MANDALORIAN, RAISE WARRIORS, TYPE MANDALORIAN IS BEING HAUNTED BY A CHILD?? A JEDI CHILD DIED AND IS HERE?! FOREVER?! AND YOUR LAUGHING
He's going to be seeing this sassy lonely little child over his shoulder, no friends to play with, no weapons and tools to misuse as toys and learn with, He cant even answer them or respond to their questions half the time because there's always someone around, and the ghost can not in fact hear him through the helmet.
This child has to watch Jaster raise and train other, give hugs and comforts. has to listen to Jaster reassure verd that those lost will be marching on ahead, that glory will be there's eternally as he stares right through that kid who seems to magically march in any direction and still find themself right back next to him.
and the worse part, the kid isn't even mad, they don't rage against this fate, they don't speak with malice or belittle the living for foolishness, they watch and smile at the antics of others, make jokes and nagging commentary at those around them. Keep the company on watchmen duty, lead him to those who need him. Offers a different perspective when Jaster has none to give because what different perspective could he give someone being a ghost?
I love this idea, Mostly because the duality between the AGONY for the mandalorian, and that kid just fucking around like "I saw your friend trip over their bootlaces in the locker room and lay on the ground for 2 minutes"
