#get the refrence

[yeekshees]

I just know deep down in my heart that hero was the best boyfriend to Mari like this man would hug you on speed dial at 4am and also cook for you?????? AND HE'S DEPENDABLE AND ALSO KIND?????

[burimyuthegermanrevival]

Uso Contest 四

Ichimaru: * released * Shiro-Chan ain't here. My Plan worked out perfectly. Ichimaru: Well, are there any volunteers? Everybody: * SILENCE * Ichimaru: Anybody? Kuchiki Byakuya: * raises hand * Ichimaru: What a surprise! Please, go ahead and choose your partner! * to himself * Please, not me! Kuchiki Byakuya: Kurosaki Ichigo Kurosaki: What, me? Really? Unohana, Hinamori, Kira: * claps hands together, mumbling a kidou protective spell * Unohana: Just a precautionary measure! Ichimaru: Please, start! * whispering * and don’t destroy the entire Seireitei! Everbody: * agrees silently * Kuchiki Byakuya: This day I will test your capabilities if your hands are only able to destroy. The result shall be determined for your forthcoming future. Are you ready to be tested and judged by me? Kurosaki: To be honest, not really… Kuchiki Byakuya: Your hands … Kousaki: Don’t slice them off * hides them like Ichimaru under the yukata * I don’t fancy walking around like that fox-faced bastard. Kuchiki Byakuya: … will massage my back. Especially the nape?! Kurosaki: Hai * does it * Kuchiki Byakuya: * after a while * That was horrible, Kurosaki-Kun. Everybody: * starts looking for a hideout * Kuchiki Byakuya: That is a lie. Everybody: * breaths a sigh of relief *   Kuchiki Rukia: Nii-Sama, are you smiling?

[d0uble0hd0nut]

*flips table*

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE