#get turnt

[ireallylovecats]

Anyone got any Baldur’s Gate drinking games??? 👀

[thanksimfinehaveapeanut]

I renamed my mom Mrs. Gurl in my head and am patiently waiting for that to slip out casually mid convo

[freshthoughts2020]

[outofcontextstuff]

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[emblemerscum]

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Drinking Game

By Akhos’ 30th theater pun I began thinking “Hey, you know what would make a great drinking game...!” Just some ideas I’ve gotten in the first half of the game:

(We’re working with sips not shots because we don’t wanna die of alcohol poisoning)

Every time...

Someone says “Aegis”: 1 sip

“That Core Crystal...”: 1 sip

Flora heals your aching soul: 1 sip

Rex yells “PYRAAAA!” like a little bitch: 2 sips

Akhos makes a theater reference: 2 sips

Someone in your party jumps off a cliff while you’re exploring: 2 sips

“I’ll bash you up propa next time, I sweeeea!”: 2 sips

Vandham drops some deep wisdom: 2 sips

“Titan’s foot!”: 3 sips

Tora mentions Tasty Sausages: 3 sips

Morag gets called “The Flamebringer”: 3 sips

Mikhail dances: 3 sips

“The TRUE power of the Aegis”: 3 sips (+Bonus “Aegis” sip)

Malos swears: 4 sips

You can’t hear Brighid’s voice over the BGM: 4 sips

You lose in the cutscene: 4 sips

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIYAH!”: 4 sips

Keep this going. Gimme more ideas.

[shepscapades]

[semi-friendly-emo]

ya girl is trying to get tipsy tonight!!

first drink (it huge it may be my only drink): 1 can of root beer + a good pour of rum chata + a good pour of fireball 

ITS AMAZINGGGGGG

[ragnarthemess]

LITter Von SchwesterKRUNK!!