#ggrpgjake

[xoxogossipgleek]

Well, J.P., this is a side of you we haven’t seen before. Entertaining “company” for the night? Give our compliments to your gorgeous domestic model. 

[xoxogossipgleek]

Don't people know that old flames only cause bigger fires when they're re-lit? Someone's bound to get burnt.

We’d agree, but we think J.P. and J.H. have their own special brand of fire insurance ... the policy should be good for about 18 years or so. 

xoxo 

[xoxogossipgleek]

Think Q. F. is in hiding with J.H?

Spotted: J.H. at the 583 Park ballroom, having an apparent blast -- so far. J.P. just walked through the door, so it’s only a matter of time before something explodes.

Q.F. on the other hand? Nowhere to be found. Wake up, little Q. You don’t want to be passed out for too long. 

xoxo

[puhckerman-blog]

PM | PUCKERMEN

@jakepthemegastud:

You’re preaching to the choir bro. Why do you think I stay the hell away from them as much as I can?

Like, I just don’t get why so many people are defending McFarty? He ain’t nothin’ special.

And he’s a dick, so what the hell am I missin’ here?

[xoxogossipgleek]

J.P. is never around. Did he flunk out of school? Or did he realize that he's never going to college so it doesn't matter anyhow?

Oh, J.P.’s around alright -- just not where he’s supposed to be. We’d call it a family trait, but the younger Mr. P at least has a head for something, even if it isn’t school. Sadly, we just can’t say the same for the elder. 

- xoxo

[xoxogossipgleek]

KW must be desperate if she's hitting up JP.

The bottom of the barrel, yes, but J.P. must be doing something right if he’s got all the ladies hanging on his every ... well, probably not word, if we’re being honest. Or he’s got another kind of candy to offer this sweet kitten. 

xoxo

[constantlykitty]

TXTMSG ✉ JITTY

KITTY: Hi. It's Kitty.

KITTY: First thing's first, I got your number from the bathroom stall in the girl's room of this freakin' hotel. How tragic is that?

KITTY: Secondly, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity so you better jump on it tout de suite.

KITTY: I don't know if you bailed on this stinker of a party (fine, you were right that it's lame, get your happy dance out of the way), but if you did then you should swing back by and pick me up. I guess I'm in the mood for beer cans and tires, or whatever.

[xoxogossipgleek]

Rumor has it that the cat fight between SL and QF isn't the only thing getting the fur flying. MM2 and JP are also getting in on the pissing match, this one over Queen to Be, JH.

Turns out boys are capable of catfighting, too -- not that there was ever any doubt here, especially when it comes to M.M.2. But he’s not exactly been quiet about his anger issues tonight -- maybe he needs to take another trip to the boroughs to calm his nerves. 

Time for J.H. to give her boys a time out. 

xoxo