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hellbat giving his so spiderman kisses

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okay theory time

so every mistake in g1 is canon, right?

and victory is part of g1, right?

so any mistake in g1, is canon.

While I was watching yesterday, there was a scene where liokaiser’s optics are blue

So my theory is that at least one of the visored mechs (Killbison, Jaruga, Gaihawk) has blue optics

thank u for coming to my ted talk

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*thinking abt how hellbat probably has nightmares abt what he did to deathcobra*

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if leozack wore lipstick, his lips would rival overlord’s

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concept:

leozack’s arrogance is a defensive mechanism in response to the constant ridicule of deszaras

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breastforce ranking system is a mess bc it correlates with what their alt is and where it came from. in order from top dog to lowest:

Deszaras: This one’s easy. Kaiju are a Japanese creation, and he already goes by Emperor, so the only change would be “Tennō”, the Japanese word for Emperor

Leozack: The Grumman F-14D Tomcat production is centered in Long Island, NY, so he follows the United States’ military. Now in canon, he is Lieutenant Commander, but being a plane, he should actually be a Major (Airforce equivalent)

Deathcobra: Mi-24s are a Russian Helicopter, thus he falls under the Russian Aerospace. Had he survived, he would be “Polkovnik”, which would be equivalent to an American Colonel.

Guyhawk: MAPO MiGs are a Russian Jet. He would have the same rank as Deathcobra was supposed to be, a Polkovnik. However, had Deathcobra survived, he would be a Major, which seems to have the same name in pretty much all militias.

Killbison: Gepard Anti-Aircraft tanks are of German make. In the original timeline where Deathcobra is dead, he would be a Major, which has the same name in every militia. If Deathcobra had survived, he would be a Hauptmann, which is a Captain.

Jallgaur: Baja Buggies were modified in Californa, USA, so he falls under U.S. Army ranks. With Deathcobra dead, he is a Captain. If Deathcobra were alive, Jaruga would be a Sergeant.

Drillhorn: His alt is of unspecified origin, so I just used the U.S. Army Ranks. With Deathcobra dead, he is a Sergeant. Had Deathcobra survived, he’d be a simple Corporal.

Hellbat: Dassault Rafale jets are from France, thus he follows the French Air Force’s ranks. He’s at the bottom of this hierarchy, being an “Aviateur”, which is close to a Private. Had he not killed Deathcobra, he likely would not be in the ranks. But if he was, he’d be an “Élève officer” which is a cadet.

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randomly thinking abt iota calling out des in front of everyone in the fortress like some bizarre court case hdkdhdj

anyway here are his topics

the abuse of leozack and its effect on performance

the denial of proper recharge schedules, specifically jallguar and leozack’s need for ~15 hours and hellbat’s natural nocturnal clock, as well as the dinoforce often being awoken without any former warning

the lack of care for the dinoforce (points out letting the bugs eat kakuryu as well as abandoning them)

the lack of thorough thought in most scenarios putting his troops in danger

lack of thought to the possible effects on the civilians

making everyone wanna compete with each othersnd general mistreatment of his bois

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leozack: *fucks up a mission*

deszaras: you know what that means

leozack: *trembles in fear*

deszaras: *pulls out spray bottle and sprays leozack*

deszaras: You’ve failed me once again!!!

leozack: *caterwauling*