Katie!! I watched the first half of Two Towers today and I can’t stop thinking about what race/character build I would put the idiots into in a LOTR AU, so please join in my joy/misery: what characters of yours would be human, elf, dwarf, hobbit, etc and what role would they play in either the fellowship or the LOTR world as a whole??
Ahhhhh the Two Towers is such an incredible one! Sorry, but the March of the Ents always gets me. There are so many good points in that movie that have me vibing!
I would love to know where your idiots would go!
Groundhog Day style ~ I’ve rewritten this four times, because I keep finding up with alternative points??? This is the one that would be “most likely”, as in, these would match up best with the genuine roles of the LOTR series.
Captain is a human, and I think that she would probably end up in Boromir’s role. She tries so hard to be good and kind, but I think that the promise of enough power to “right the wrongs of the world” would be too tempting to her, and she’d be very easily influenced by the ring. She’s a good person at heart, though, and I can very easily see her taking Faramir’s role in the scene where Faramir “protects the halflings”.
Polynya is an elf of Lothlorian, and takes the place of Galadriel. Were she to gain the ring, she would be a queen of untold power, a queen of untold light and sharpness - but she says no to the ringbearer, and continues on to the Dying Lands with the rest of her brethren.
Aba is a hobbit, and he’s got the unfortunate problem of being in Pippin’s position. Often in the wrong place at the wrong time, easily susceptible to dark magic’s, the bane of the White Wizard’s existence - but also the one most like the White Wizard, and the one who sees the sorrows of the world and is struggling to change it, but always manages to prove his worth by the end of it all, to prove that there is bravery in his humble goodness.
Red is also a hobbit, and would take up Merry’s role - the one most angered by the way that the Ents view the world, who is from the small, humble shire, but knows that this war will one day reach his country home and that he’s not immune to it simply because hobbits are not yet involved; who rides into battle even after being told that battle is no place for him, and who will fight until his dying day.
Celeste is the White Wizard, who knows and sees more than anyone would imagine; often prone to theatrics and riddles, but vicious in a fight both with magic and blade. They were there at the start of the journey and will be there at the end of it; mirrored in Aba’s own storyline in the strangest of ways.
Motti is a dwarf, and would fill Gimli’s role. She’s hot-headed and fierce and at the end of the day, her own convictions and thoughts will always come before anything that her people have told her. She would be alright with dying side by side with a friend.
Ginia is an elf from Mirkwood, and takes the place of Legolas. She’s seen battle before but nothing quite like this, and she’ll go straight to Mordor with the rest of the Fellowship if that’s where this path takes her.
Bolte is a human and would take up Aragorn’s role; the king that became a ranger, who faces death and battle head on because that is what’s best for His People, for the Fellowship that he’s come to call his own. He might not be able to destroy the ring himself, but he’ll keep safe everyone that he can in the mean time.
Blue is a hobbit, and the ring-bearer, and he’s very, very tired. He was chosen without ever wanting any part of this, and now doesn’t have any choice but to see it through to the end. He’s someone that never knew battle before this started, or hunger, or war, and the ring just might break him yet before this is over.
Locke is a human, a ranger, but he still fills up the role of Samwise; the simple gardener that never loses sight of hope, who may not be able to carry the ring himself but who can carry Blue just fine. He has no stake in this madness but ventures straight to Mount Doom all the same, because there is nowhere Blue could go where he won’t follow.
(all that being said, please also picture an au where somehow Bolte’s the one that ends up with the ring, because that’s also lovely even if it’s far less likely)