Ghost!Virgil: so where're your bodies?
Ghost!Roman: oh, probably in the backyard somewhere.
Ghost!Remus: oh for sure. I think mine might be in the lake, but I could be wrong.
Ghost!Patton: I... don't know where my body is. Out of the country, maybe. Buried with my family.
Ghost!Logan: likely still in the woods.
Thomas: geez who ever thought ghosts might be lighthearted
Joan: what about yours, Virge?
Virgil: oh it's in that closet.
Thomas: oh... oh my god
Joan: please tell me you're joking
Virgil: I died fifteen years ago. I don't joke about my body.















