#ghostchilismoothie

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i got two for ya today: "this discord brought to you by soump, garlic bred, and pablito" and "U know I’m always looking for trash bb"

ayyyyyyyyy bee discord memes, or beemes

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[spudinacup]

Can you assure that the form will be kept confidential by the team? Some of my other social medias have my name and location on them and I would like to fill it out truthfully and also not have my info spread around to people who may not have the best intentions.

Only the mod team, which I can assure you will not distribute your information, will see the applicant's information. 

[ofgeography]

I have a hunch that you'll be prominently featured in my end-of-year spotify list, so I am very excited for new music from you. ^_^

!!! this brings me so so so much joy. i love seeing all the playlists people put me on. it tells me when i’m on the algorithmic ones but not whose they are. ANYWAY i really hope you like the new stuff!

[shitpostsampler]

i just purchased some black aida, and you know what that means! i'm getting the cat must approve visitors pattern and doing my white cat! (also halloween stuff)

[ask-a-vetblr]

"three more in the freezer" made a funny though come to mind. Like I know that your embryos are in a nitrogen canister in some office or facility somewhere, but I just imagined them in your food freezer, in little eppendorf tubes amongst the frozen veggies and ice cube trays.

Clearly labelled, obviously.

- Dr Ferox

[transdonaldduck]

I just started watching darkwing Duck, DW is such an asshole but I love him. And the cartoonier cartoon violence is really refreshing. I watched a lot of looney tunes as a kid and I feel like they’re going for a more “realistic” vibe in dt17

Oh man youre in for such a treat, DWD is one of my favorite shows and its so much fun to watch! I love how they ham up the fight scenes too, it makes for a good laugh and is definitely nostalgic

[drferox]

My aunt is a vet (she currently specializes in livestock but she has worked in clinics before) and she told me about putting rowdy cats in a pillowcase a couple days before that post showed up on your blog. She says that they just kind of flop around in the backseat, because they can't see enough to try and jump and they do that thing where they stick their paws splayed out like when they are chasing something under the covers. Very amusing imagery. she also told me about 1/cont

/2 this one feral that they were trying to knock out so they could desex them, and they couldn't get a grip on them because they were so squirmy and mad, so she took a large blanket and just started stuffing it in the carrier until the cat was shoved in a corner and immobilized, and she proceeded to inject the anesthetic in a furry bit. She said it was IC - In Cat. I realize after your post, that it was probably ketamine.

There was probably ketamine involved, certainly.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i’ve got two for ya this time: an inside joke “That’s the problem! The power of the spoop cannot be wielded by just one!” and an evergreen BDG quote: “I’m not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body.”

u got it

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks